Beige sends in the first ever Kelmscott worst, a stone heroin injecting facility called Fancote Park. 
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when the revolution comes, I know where I will be making my last stand against the minions of the dictatorship
it’s the Bastille, it’s the Alamo, it’s Kelmscott
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I’ll stand with you brother…
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I think you two are unlikey to be inside. One Nation supporters will be in there.
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Barracks Arch then… or the Belltower.
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Red Castle or Red Parrot.
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Floreat Forum.
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“Remember Kelmscott”, yeah, I can see that on a t-shirt.
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…and the meth museum…
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Is drawing cocks on a walled stone phallus really necessary?
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compulsory i think.
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Not a cock. It’s ‘Dick – tation’. The artist has forgotten to add the ‘tation’ part. My year 10’s told me. They are my gifted and talented class so they should know. Sad.
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Kelmscott high? :)
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If I lived in Kelmscott, that’s what I’d build, too.
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Yes and if I lived in Kelmscott I’d have a smack habit too.
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It’s a chicken and egg scenario, isn’t it?
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so, with the phallus and the yellow needle drop, does this signify it as the cottaging and shooting-up centre of Kelmscott?
do they not have public toilets?
the castle must get truly medieval on the weekend. It’ll be like a Hieronymus Bosch painting in there on a Friday night
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I’ve never seen Laterite boulders look so good.
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So, what’s that yellow thing at the entrance? Is this really for shooting up? It is, isn’t it.
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price of entry, one pick, byo coffin cheater bathtub speed
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Hmm. Well you could definitely minecraft the hell out of this.
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The cock graffiti is a little too convenient for me – surely a set up.
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Not another doubting Thomas.
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Doubting John Thomas?
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i think he just wants to thrust his hand into the cock…
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It’s been there for a while – 1984 scratched into the mortar.
How come none of the sharp eyed TWoP cynics has noted it’s presence before now?
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Kelmscott yo
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Because it’s 9/10 ths of the way to Ruraltardia. Interestingly it’s also the home of the famous towel thrower innerer
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Alannah-MacTiernan/323180402699
Who are we going to laugh at without you Lannie ?
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There’s no danger of any shortage if you’re talking pollies, Bill, and although Wilson’s been retired to
well deserved irrelevancethe blogosphere, we’ve still got Barnaby.LikeLike
hi guys, great site – it has been a pleasure working my way through the archives.
thought I’d throw in a suggestion for TLA to saunter over to the Emporors Palace in Melville. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.
Glad you’re enjoying the archives. I’d better not add those comments though. I might try and get a pic of the outside. TLA
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I’m starting to think there is a deeper meaning to all these cocks. A bit like the old war chalking, it must be code for something.
If only I wasn’t smacked up to my eye balls on Kelmscott’s finest (oxymoron of the day), I would profer an explanation.
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the wanjina graff have stopped,
wanjina –> cock —> ?
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I had my first ever can bong in that castle in 1997. Good times.
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LOL – I was thinking of all the memories as well! When I was a little kid I thought it was a ‘real’ castle ha ha. It’s definatley a bit dodgy now!
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TLA, are you saving fart art for another decade?
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No. It’s on my list. As always, the queue, like The Don River, flows quiet and deep.
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What about Dazza?
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… and silent, but deadly.
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In all seriousness, any Idea why this thing was built? aside from a zombie defence outpost / junkies last stand? Its not actually that scabby nowdays, aside from the lingering stale piss smell. but damn its a weird thing to build. the park is also not anywhere close to the worst ive seen, even in the gozzie area. rather decent place to walk the dog while you wait for your pizza. it just seems such a pointless thing to build…
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