Fancote Park

Beige sends in the first ever Kelmscott worst, a stone heroin injecting facility called Fancote Park.

About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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37 Responses to Fancote Park

  1. skink says:

    not worst

    when the revolution comes, I know where I will be making my last stand against the minions of the dictatorship

    it’s the Bastille, it’s the Alamo, it’s Kelmscott

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  2. Rolly says:

    Is drawing cocks on a walled stone phallus really necessary?

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  3. Bento says:

    If I lived in Kelmscott, that’s what I’d build, too.

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  4. skink says:

    so, with the phallus and the yellow needle drop, does this signify it as the cottaging and shooting-up centre of Kelmscott?

    do they not have public toilets?

    the castle must get truly medieval on the weekend. It’ll be like a Hieronymus Bosch painting in there on a Friday night

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  5. ronggly says:

    I’ve never seen Laterite boulders look so good.

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  6. Jaidyn-Jaxxon says:

    So, what’s that yellow thing at the entrance? Is this really for shooting up? It is, isn’t it.

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  7. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    The cock graffiti is a little too convenient for me – surely a set up.

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  8. Rolly says:

    It’s been there for a while – 1984 scratched into the mortar.
    How come none of the sharp eyed TWoP cynics has noted it’s presence before now?

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  9. Bill O'Slatter says:

    Because it’s 9/10 ths of the way to Ruraltardia. Interestingly it’s also the home of the famous towel thrower innerer
    http://www.facebook.com/pages/Alannah-MacTiernan/323180402699
    Who are we going to laugh at without you Lannie ?

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    • Snuff says:

      There’s no danger of any shortage if you’re talking pollies, Bill, and although Wilson’s been retired to well deserved irrelevance the blogosphere, we’ve still got Barnaby.

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  10. city slicker says:

    hi guys, great site – it has been a pleasure working my way through the archives.

    thought I’d throw in a suggestion for TLA to saunter over to the Emporors Palace in Melville. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.

    Glad you’re enjoying the archives. I’d better not add those comments though. I might try and get a pic of the outside. TLA

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  11. NVL_II says:

    I’m starting to think there is a deeper meaning to all these cocks. A bit like the old war chalking, it must be code for something.

    If only I wasn’t smacked up to my eye balls on Kelmscott’s finest (oxymoron of the day), I would profer an explanation.

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  12. slaadi says:

    I had my first ever can bong in that castle in 1997. Good times.

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    • TL says:

      LOL – I was thinking of all the memories as well! When I was a little kid I thought it was a ‘real’ castle ha ha. It’s definatley a bit dodgy now!

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  13. Hugh Jass says:

    TLA, are you saving fart art for another decade?

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