Amateur Wine

Slaadi has sent in a cavalcade of superb Kelmscott worsts. Kelmscottonians Kelmwegians are now adding amateur wine to their other skills of amateur porn and amateur pharmacology. What a classic worst.

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26 Responses to Amateur Wine

  1. vegan says:

    kel-horreur?

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  2. JaneZ says:

    Kelmscotians

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  3. Jaidyn-Jaxxon says:

    Keristing kerap! What the shitting hell is that typeface? Kelmscott sucks!

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  4. G'Day from WA says:

    Kelmscotch.

    Amateur Kelmscotch.

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  5. slaadi says:

    sadly the wine was behind a cage so we couldn’t sample its delights

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  6. Bag O'Turnips says:

    Ooops: that’s supposed to be an “A”, not “An”; that came about when I subbed “backyard” for “amateur”.

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    • You clown says:

      Get it right you Bag O’shite.

      Surprised youze cuntz are even online. Thought you would have been a private dancer, a DANCER for money?

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      • Bento says:

        It rained today. Yes, I’m that good.

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        • skink says:

          was it you that made the Murray flow again?

          could I put in an order for a few heavy showers early next week? we’ve just laid a new patch of lawn

          weekdays only, please. Don’t spoil the weekend

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      • Bill O'Slatter says:

        Don’t reply to this c…t. He only does drive-bys. Another one that is “a floater, lonely as a cloud”.

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        • Bag O'Turnips says:

          Hi B O’S, B O’T speaking. Nah, I wouldn’t give that feculent fraud time of day. The only thought I’d spare them is “half flush or full?”

          Kinda reminds me of that other classic piece of Dickensian literature as filtered through the prism of TISM, “A Tale Of Two Faeces”.

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  8. Tdog says:

    maybe they meant “Wine Auteur” As in the view or vision of the film director of the forthcoming Kelmscot wine film

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