Slaadi has sent in a cavalcade of superb Kelmscott worsts. Kelmscottonians Kelmwegians are now adding amateur wine to their other skills of amateur porn and amateur pharmacology. What a classic worst.
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Kelviennese?
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Kelmscunts. FTW.
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kel-horreur?
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Kelmscotians
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Wow, emetic.
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I knew it
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Keristing kerap! What the shitting hell is that typeface? Kelmscott sucks!
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Where’s the pro-celebrity wine?
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kemmy sans dignity
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There’s an app for that…
http://new.myfonts.com/WhatTheFont/iPhone/
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Kelmscotch.
Amateur Kelmscotch.
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awe ruminate
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i’ll drink to that.
although as you know, i’ll drink to just about anything.
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You would have to with a scotsman or two eh?
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sadly the wine was behind a cage so we couldn’t sample its delights
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I’m sure many of the locals will wax lyrical, within their limited lexicons, of the the aforementioned amateur division efforts of pharmacology and strongly suggest that for a small nominal fee, sample their homebaked wares.
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Probably had a punch like a bullock train.
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An backyard version of already pretty backyard tipple, Kirup Syrup, perhaps?
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Ooops: that’s supposed to be an “A”, not “An”; that came about when I subbed “backyard” for “amateur”.
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Get it right you Bag O’shite.
Surprised youze cuntz are even online. Thought you would have been a private dancer, a DANCER for money?
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It rained today. Yes, I’m that good.
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was it you that made the Murray flow again?
could I put in an order for a few heavy showers early next week? we’ve just laid a new patch of lawn
weekdays only, please. Don’t spoil the weekend
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Don’t reply to this c…t. He only does drive-bys. Another one that is “a floater, lonely as a cloud”.
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Hi B O’S, B O’T speaking. Nah, I wouldn’t give that feculent fraud time of day. The only thought I’d spare them is “half flush or full?”
Kinda reminds me of that other classic piece of Dickensian literature as filtered through the prism of TISM, “A Tale Of Two Faeces”.
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maybe they meant “Wine Auteur” As in the view or vision of the film director of the forthcoming Kelmscot wine film
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