Brik thought there should be a more extensive coverage of Prince Leonard and Princess Sheila’s Hutt River Province, as we have only featured Prince Len’s head before. Agreed. Prince Len is one of the few Rurotards worth respecting. Instead of whingeing about more subsidies, he made himself into a prince. Kudos.
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The Worst of Perth 
HRP has always fascinated me. While I want to like it, it just seems a little fishy… what with the exchange rate (photo 6) and the WA plates on the ‘River Roller.’
Oh. And the Robots.
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i think i have some more shots of hrp, including robots.
must check the archives.
a great selection here, of a somewhat weird and creepy tax haven.
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sexy robots?
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Oh yes, indeed.
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Actually, maybe not.
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I dunno. All looks a bit Planet of The Apes if you ask me.
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Now I am interested.
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Does the Prince have guns?
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A wonderful and worthy collection seemingly dedicated to the principle that you can’t make this stuff up. I’ve oft anticipated, all going well, a leisurely retirement drinking at the MPBC, but seeking asylum in the HRP is increasingly attractive. Onya Len.
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Mount Pleasant Bowls Club ?
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Mosman Park, I think…
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Yup. Location, location, location.
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That’s some location Snuff, in fact, that image would probably do as a winner.
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“…a vision of a future Perth that is vibrant, innovative, dynamic and inclusive…”
Did anyone see Teh TLA in Teh POST ranting (again) about the use of vibrant?
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Wot’s teh POST? ;D
(Anyway, the mail doesn’t arrive until mid-afternoon on a Monday.)
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no angry letters yet?
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When the POST gets to organise some reliable distribution in Scabs it will be a first.
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Yeah, saw it. The phrase “Media Whore” came to mind.
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I think the correct phrase is ‘Local Media Whore’
you can read the online:
Click to access paper.pdf
page 4, if you please
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blog overlord?
dofc, did you write this?
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What about ‘Stubgate’? That’s got DFOC written all over it.
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P6 – Subi has a vibrant train station. Be Acrostic posts soon.
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I like the front page headline: ‘Shark!’
I assume the editor was not happy with:
“Big Fucking Shark, Over there!”
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Yes she was mauled. Not bitten.
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Maybe!
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Thanks, skink, and what’s the bet DFOC’s responsible for the photo caption of the Jenny Holder article on page 36. Some flash digs for sale too, although at those prices I should throttle the old man for selling our place in Mozzies when mum keeled over back in the 70s.
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‘scuse me snuff, but why is the woman on the left wearing a bib?
and
why are the raelians sitting on a trestle?
I really dislike Mosman Park
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and yet the roller is registered to WA, I’m starting to think the Prince isn’t really a Prince and maybe Hutt River didn’t secede….have I been conned?!
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That’s just crazy talk Stu.
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I don’t know.
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Best. Trolling. Ever.
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I guess I really should have taken a picture of Prince Len himself, but he seriously dribbled on a lot of shit. I wasn’t sure if I was suppose to take him seriously or not.
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Oh my fkn jaybers. I was going to be terribly clever & reference the gruen transfer episode invoking the bogan proof fence to highlight that the Prince may have just been ahead of his time. But wireless being too slow for you tube I went to woogle images. & was the result. Fkn inseminators dominating bogan searches.
Anyway, big ups to PLH for a) only being a prince, b) doing whatever he wants & maintaining it for all this time & c) being worst at the same time.
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you posted that from an iPhone, didn’t you?
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Bugger. … images. & athis was the result. Inseminators 2010.
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do it yourself. http://www.google.com.au/images?hl=en&biw=1034&bih=629&gbv=2&tbs=isch:1&sa=1&q=bogan+proof+fence+gruen&btnG=Search
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ha! love it how the words ‘bogan proof fence gruen’ drums up so many TWOP results, inseminators not only included, but featured
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i think that’s the first time any image i’ve created has ever come up on a google search.
how satisfying.
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How odd that those should appear for that. Eclipses any gruen stuff.
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Got to be better than Prince Shazza of Cunt.
Who seceded from all reason many years ago. You probably won’t read this until tomorrow you old slag. No doubt out celebrating the Communist Party’s 80th. You must feel proud having been there at the opening as a doe-eyed 27 year old.
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Do I really sound that old? Crikey. Thanks for your feedback You Clown.
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No way is the CP 80.
It’s only 33 or something, surely?
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Obviously you don’t know your current affairs do you, you Dickensian throwback hack cunt – 80 years yesterday.
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I really admire what you’re doing here Yc. We need you adding some much needed common sense and balance to the discussion.
You’re practically TL101…
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A little bit of context helps : the Communist Party you are referring to is the Communist Party of Australia.
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…is that clown saying that Dickens is 80 years old? that’s almost as old as Hawkie!
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I have some displaced persons from Afghanistan who need a home for a few weeks while Homeswest sorts their’s out. My place is full. Can anyone help?
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Ohhh, yes please!!
Fuck me.
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Actually, didn’t Shazza say some time ago that she took some in?? Now put your money where your mouth is you bunch of champagne socialist pricks!!! Ohh, immigration from the Middle East and Sri Lanka is great. TAKE THEM TO YOUR HOUSE THEN!!!!!
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Never said that.
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You are stupid You CLown , find a racist site to post this garbage
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Maybe you could take some in for me Bill?
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Now just think before write Clown. Just because your dickhead mates say something at a very long drinking session doesn’t make it sensible. You think that if a migrant arrives here you should offer them a home ? In what cases does this make sense ? You tell me.
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Been there, done that, got the friends.
Silly twat that you are!
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Found: Rurotard complete with ute and laptop. Has microchip and ear tag. Continually humps my leg. Lovely and monosyllabic but getting in the way and has eaten everything in the fridge, starting to shed hair.
Will swap for second hand ‘Savage Garden-Truly Madly Deeply’ single and cash difference to $300 million.
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off topic –
did you see that fucking atrocious graphic in The Weekend Colleen ? –
‘Gays who are famous’
‘some gays are Olympic athletes, rock stars or even politicians!’
without doubt the most despicable piece of shite ever to grace the pages of that pissant parochial cunt of a newspaper
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I got the impression there was slightly less content, but can’t be bothered checking.
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I for one found it most informative. I had no idea Molly was offically ‘out’.
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Who would’ve guessed The Gays put their hotpants on one leg at a time, just like us Normal People?
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I’m still reeling from The Giz Watson revelation. They could be anywhere! Couldn’t Troy cure her or something?
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He tried.
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And Giz fucked him back to the stoneage?
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I got the video. Redefines steamy.
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Shut up Bento you big raindancer
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Yeah! Bento is a big raindancer who rains on our parade’s!
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Was just at Morley shops. Sunday Times on sale, but not West one.
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great story. Good times.
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I don’t have access to said graphic so I can’t comment, but I can say that things could be worse.
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Shut up Skink you armchair critic cunt. Your posts are amongs the most boring shite I have ever read. You are a boorish twat.
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Fuck off I you don’t like it.
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‘amongs’
who’s the mong?
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“Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who is the most boring cunt of all?”
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here’s a nice uplifted story to celebrate GLBT Pride –
a transexual has become British National Scrabble Champion:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2010/oct/31/scrabble-national-champion-crown-mikki
if it wasn’t for the five o’clock shadow, I would never have guessed.
‘nads’ – priceless
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Finally, a word fit for my first post, and particularly relevant to some; you inficetes.
Back on topic – what’s the go with the pyramid tent?
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That’s where Len sharpens his razor blades.
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Snuff, can nominate as a worst, someone claiming their tshirt hadn’t arrived from Australia, but found it had been in his fucking letterbox for weeks?
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Yup. Worst, as charged.
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So worst, in fact, that if it weren’t for the helpful message on the shirt’s label stating do not eat, I could well have.
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I can only assume all these obnoxious simpletons are turning up as a result of goggling ‘hatemongering morons’ in search of Facebook groups to like?
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Wow.
You Clown, why do you care what other people think all of a sudden?
Obviously you are already confident your views are the superior ones on a range topics.
Your comments do nothing but affirm the very definition of biggotry around today (in this case, a sad sort of self inflicted ignorance and a basic lack of compassion for fellow human beings).
And really? Who are you punishing exactly, by trolling the comments of various posts on this website?
The internet, websites, blogs etc are a chance to create and share ideas and information – it’s not an opportunity for you to be a childish bully because you feel unaccountable (not to mention brave – probably for the first time) behind a computer screen. It’s sad.
PS. You haven’t done anything Clown, nobody is upset by your responses. If anything you’ve brought smiles to the faces of those you wished frowns upon.
I hope one day, in time, you realise what an idiot you’ve been.
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I know I’m late to the party, but couldn’t help pointing out that the presence of a tortured C3P-O and the harsh landscape lends proof to the inference that this is indeed the same place the fabled Jabba hails from. Principality of Hutt, indeed.
I see Big J. replaced the Sail Barge with a Rolls. Equally likely to explode above the Pit of the Sarnacc.
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princess shirl ain’t no princess leia.
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I’m sure Jabba’s gut is a tax haven though.
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