Nollamara of The Corn

This corn is special isn’t it?
Deliverance 1972
A Nollamara bus stop. A worst by Nic T.   If you were wondering, yes it is. And I thought this bus stop sex toy was bad enough. I quite like that pebble finish on that bus stop, and the healthy glow from the…corn.

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Perfect Secretary

A worst by Natalia Fan#1. 1979. Updated 1988. Cover model is a Grljusich.

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Hammered

What part of “No cheques,” do you soaks not understand? For those not on Facebook, here is Bar Lazy almost completed. Is someone going to call “Fucking masterpiece” on this bar, or do I have to do it myself?

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Special donks

A car has to be a special breed of cat to make the cut these days, as it appears every second idiot has made some kind of moronic modification to either car or licence plate. So here is special from Brad C. How many vents does this mother need? Is that Alannah McTiernan driving this Magna? The roof vent looks poorly glued on. Apparently the sides are even worse. And Bento found the ultimate TWOP wagon. All Dubstep and ALL Gemini. TWOP fans are the most Dubstepping Gemini people in the world, and I love youse for it.

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Weekend Worstoff 133

Another bad swan graphic. Part of the Perth tradition. By A.T. Barnicle Barney takes his camera to the toilet. Not sure what the “emission” is made from. Possibly real. More concrete cock from B.T. The happy face and the camera shadow work well together. And pout…

And a sucessful attempt by Powederfinger to look like wankers.  By Perenium. The plane looks small and budget, but they still look like wankers. This is how you do it!

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Festival of Worst

Working on another tshirt. Does this look creepy enough?

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Bar Lazy

Yes I’m constructing an outdoor bar out of an old palette, wood scraps and bamboo garden stakes. What of it? I’m not sure if it puts me in Things Bogans Like category. Do they like outdoor bars? In any case, I’m adding vibrancy up the ying yang to my garden, already vibing off the richter scale with concrete lions, flamingo and swan planters.
No tabs. Cash only.
Perhaps Lisa She-Ra Scaffidi can open it when it’s done?

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Walking by worsts

Walking to the bus , some heartwarming worsts. A bowl of cereal left at the bus stop with the rubbish and ciggies. Hilarious work by spotted youth changing L plate into E plate. And mail still being delivered to a fallen mailbox.

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Bishop my arse

Bento finally makes some sense out of one of our criminally bad Perth bronzes. Near Cloisters I think. Apparently he waited 8 hours for this shot. Not sure who the grabber is, but judging by behaviour, I’m assuming it’s a Bishop.

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City Beach Fish

I loved this City Beach house with the forlorn amateur fish graphic. Beachfront house, waiting to be knocked down so that wankers can rebuild there.

And staying with beachside living, Teh Cookster continues his photo essay on the highlights of Scarborough.

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