Perfect Secretary

A worst by Natalia Fan#1. 1979. Updated 1988. Cover model is a Grljusich.

About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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74 Responses to Perfect Secretary

  1. Frank Calabrese says:

    If her name is Judy, its George’s wife – who she married twice and was a lot younger than George – hence his twin daughters being younger than him.


  2. Bag O'Turnips says:

    Love the bar, well done!

    Stock your bar accordingly, and you could host the inaugural TWOP Swingers Night…you can’t go wrong. Especially with dulcet tones from the Onkyo (or the B&O) for a TWOP themed night.

    I can almost hear the tops of the cans of Swan Gold cracking and hissing open.


  3. Crgwllms says:

    Can’t remember cover model Grljusich’s first name (Donna??); she was friends with my girlfriend at the time. She would not have been modeling in 79, she was definitely the 1988 version.


  4. Juffy says:

    There’s way too many prunes on that menu.


  5. E.V. says:

    What (the hell) are angels and devils on horseback?


  6. skink says:

    how do you stuff celery?

    don’t answer that


  7. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    Rather than simply mocking the book TLA, I actually thought it might come in handy at your office: postcodes, how to address a dignitary, imperial to metric conversion, how to get along with the boss, an’ all that.


  8. Pete says:

    Not worst. Will your bar be capable of carrying that much booze?
    Smoking in the office – ‘make sure there are sufficient ashtrays’ – much better than stuff the smokers out on the juliette balcony.


  9. Jaidyn-Jaxxon says:

    Mm-mm fish pieces


    • Jaidyn-Jaxxon says:

      Totally OT, but Kochie’s blog and comments thereon


      • Rolly says:

        Entirely valid indeed, but largely incomplete.
        Children are a product of their parents; their peer influence does not kick in until after their main formative years, and then only for part of each day.
        A “Licence to Breed” should be made mandatory.


      • Oh Kochie you fucken knobhead.


      • Bill O'Slatter says:

        Perfectly acceptable comment from Kockie. He applies his trademark scientific principles to a sample size of one ( how many do you need ? Any more is superfluous or hard work or something) thereby coming to the incontrovertible conclusion that dogooders have lead us on the path to rack and ruin. We can then have an orgy of denunciation ( see comments).


        • Jaidyn-Jaxxon says:

          I like this ‘paragraph’. Almost Marshallesque (Dixie that is).

          “This is the issue I have with modern parenting. It’s the rose coloured glasses that their little angels can do no wrong. Backing the kid rather than the authorities.”


          • Except Dixie would have been half shouting and inserting “bastards’ or “little shits” instead of “Angels”.


          • skink says:

            “In my opinion all adults deserve instant respect from children until they do something to lose it.”

            such as being an irritating sanctimonious bald cunt?

            if the police had wanted some respect from that teenager they should have tasered the little bastard. That’s how they do it here in the West


  10. Snuff says:

    I’m not gonna pass up this chance to link to one of my all-time favourite office party songs.


  11. BAM says:

    I’m pretty sure there is a copy of that book at my folks office.


  12. Pete says:

    NSFW Snuff?


  13. Bipka says:

    Who the hell do you think you lot are commenting on the model covering the front page. If photo was taken in the eighties, love to see what your fucken head shots would have looked like back then. Bet none of you have seen her now.??


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