Hammered

What part of “No cheques,” do you soaks not understand? For those not on Facebook, here is Bar Lazy almost completed. Is someone going to call “Fucking masterpiece” on this bar, or do I have to do it myself?

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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54 Responses to Hammered

  1. David Cohen says:

    Fucken mashterpeesh.

    Shorry to interrupt you with all your friendsh, but give me shix Becksh, a shemilion and a shnifter of Chateau Gruaud Larose.

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  2. skink says:

    the decor looks top notch, but the atmosphere may be spoilt by the sour-faced staff

    and their uniforms are terrible

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  3. Rolly says:

    Christos!

    It looks like a cross between a Xylophone and Peruvian Mountain Pan Pipes.

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  4. Pete says:

    It’s just… the vibe… of the thing.

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  5. David Cohen says:

    He looks like a Hawaiian Davros.

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  6. G-banger says:

    fail

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  7. Bill O'Slatter says:

    To contrast with these uniformly negative comments , I say all it needs is a keyboard.

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  8. David Cohen says:

    He hangs himself out to dry on that washing line afterwards.

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  9. BRIK says:

    I love your smile.

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  10. WAtching says:

    I’ll have 2 KB’s of VB and a cold carton of carlton cold cans.

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  11. Peter says:

    Have you picked up Elisabeth Shue yet?

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  12. orbea says:

    On the left on the bar, are they the keys to your passenger jet?

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  13. Ljuke says:

    I’ll have the Tanqueray No. 10 and a cigarillo, thank you.

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  14. Critic#1 says:

    OK so we are ‘told’ that the mosaic tile sections are from the ‘previous owner’ but I put it to you TLA that the concrete pussy is proudly yours and must suggest you need to get it to a local tradie to get treatment for the terrible case of blue-eye it appears to be suffering from!

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  15. Bento says:

    I’d like to see the tapas menu, please.

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  16. NVL_II says:

    Do you have any of those small bottles of pink champagne?

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  17. David Cohen says:

    This bloke walks into a bar.

    He sees TLA behind the counter.

    He realises the Rapture is at hand.

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  18. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    Two large tumblers filled to the brim with chilled Yalumba Classic Dry White, plus straws and umbrellas, thanks. And some pork crackling.

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  19. David Cohen says:

    A pony walks into TLA’s Bamboo Bar & Grill and says: “Hey mate, canI have a banana daiquiri?”

    TLA says: “What? I can’t hear you. Speak up!”

    “May I please have a drink?”

    “What? You have to speak up!”

    “Could I please have a drink?”

    “Now listen cunt, if you don’t speak up I will not serve you.”

    “I’m sorry, I’m just a little hoarse.”

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  20. Hugh Jass says:

    Do you sell Emu Export longnecks at your bar?

    If not, how about some Fruity Lexia?

    I’m coming over.

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  21. B.T. says:

    Why am I somehow reminded of Gilligan’s Island?

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  22. CC says:

    Bar looks suitably Perth. That guy standing behind it looks a bit dodgy though…

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  23. langhorne says:

    Whiskey sour, please. Hold the umbrella.

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  24. Pete says:

    hmm, posted that pic on a Monday… I’ve got it! Fat Monday! Its Jimmy Buffet, live in Embleton. Take that Oprah.

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  25. BrownBook says:

    That picture is crying out for a photoshop meme thread

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