The Yellow Piss Road

Posted on November 25, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Seen on The Scarborough Beach road. By PJW. I’m liking these enigmatic worsts lately. PJW says, “Looks like Dorothy survived the Wicked Witch but not the Morris Place Shopping Centre.” You know it.

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Thriller

Posted on November 24, 2010 by AHC McDonald

I was going to save this until Christmas, but Wot Fuck? A worst by James N.

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Wise Words

Posted on November 23, 2010 by AHC McDonald

A Worst by Daze Numbered. Mends Street South Perth.

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Last night, I dreamt I went to Manderley again

Posted on November 23, 2010 by AHC McDonald

“Today I drove from the corner of Russell Rd and Pearce Rd, a distance of 2.5 kms to the corner of Wattleup and Postans Rd. I photographed the cocos as I went…”.
And with that Du Maurier like phrase, EV launches into a savage pictorial indictment of Wattleup. Well the Alcoa tailings ponds are nearby, so maybe that’s where teh Cocos spawn? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkraCshPB4w

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Whiteys rants and crabnets

Posted on November 22, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Firstly, for those interested, there is 20% off (white only) The Worst of Perth TShirts, including the latest Festival of Worst. So a white version of Perth the Bunbury of The North, or See Mandurah and Die or Scandotrash, are now cheaper through RedBubble.Secondly, does anyone want to do any guest posts to be posted while I’m away? I’ll be in Melbourne and New Zealand for a month from 29th November. I will still be worsting as best as I can, but if someone wants to do an extended rant (libel free natch) without The Lazy Aussie “enhancing” their text, please send me something this week and I’ll put it up in December.Can be longer, can be image free, can be anything.

And thirdly, think crabnet AND scoopnet FFS.Thanks to Gregory C.

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Enigma

Posted on November 22, 2010 by AHC McDonald

I have no idea. I don’t know what it means, nor do I remember the location, or the circumstances of taking this picture. A whip and axe wielding figure with (possibly) a large donger, watched by a…cat clown?  Or is it a hammer and sickle? Must be supposed to mean something to some motorist. Maybe one for the futurecuntz to unravel? Expect to see it in a thesis in 2050.

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Open

Posted on November 22, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Yes there were many more of you elites that I should have invited, but unfortunately space did not allow. Bar Lazy opened. Someone gave me an explanation of dubstep that left me more confused than before.

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Weekend Worstoff 134

Posted on November 20, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Edward De Bozo saw this fountain at Coral Bay that from a distance, and even up close, looks like a mound of manure. Hokusan sees Red Bull promoted to beer, and shows us that Melbourne can still deliver run down pubs of a type now nearly gone in Perth. Love the effect of the slats.Kath is driven to rage by the term “inspirate” in Atwell.And Outrage Cohen did not have his post Media Ball hangover improved by this sign. In fact the image of a waiter “servicing” his egg and toast had him talking on the big white telephone for another hour. I’m not sure why I’m still linking to Teh Rage’s rottnest blog, since it hasn’t been updated for months.Worst well

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Hangover Street

Posted on November 19, 2010 by AHC McDonald

I think this would have been more effective on the corner of Pansy Street. By James P. The sign is a little sad for a worst on the Barrio. Why is there foil stuck on? Reminds me of one of my favourite worsts, The Deception of Ms R.

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Perth Wurst

Posted on November 18, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Method6155 found the site of the original “Perth Wurst”, where top quality meats were once cooked up. Sadly derelict, and no doubt ready to join the ranks of vanished wursts soon. The La Porchetta VW worstworthy in itself.

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