Weekend Worstoff 199

Posted on May 5, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Buscuitboys offers no explanation for this., but suggests it for Mothers’ Day.
And Wez goes all Rolleiflex to get Crabtown apostrophe.
Rob F concurs. Stop wasting your life and become a Real Estate agent.
And Orbea questions the growing area of these mandarins. Why shouldn’t Meeka grow them I say.
Worst well.

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Bourbon Street Strikes Back

Posted on May 4, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Endlessmurmur reports that as Teh Arrondissement flirts with faux noo yoik arse resters, Bourbon Street hits back with novelty junkie sharps disposal units. Or are they used condom repositories? Or chemical toilets? Ahh Bourbon Street. Always the bridesmaid. BTW, Mt Lawley would have had a Primal or at least a Reiki Glass Healer.

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Harp of the South

Posted on May 3, 2012 by AHC McDonald

I suppose this might fit into the category of not worst for some, but stopped at the John Tognela Rest Area on the Forrest Highway, (yes the dude seems to have the honour of a toilet being named after him,) only to see a dude playing some kind of …what…harp? Banjo I wouldn’t have blinked at, but a harp? 

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Artistic Arse Rests Clickboompow!

Posted on May 2, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Haven’t we talked about this arrondissement nonsense before?
http://www.vincent.wa.gov.au/Home/News/%E2%80%9CNew_York%E2%80%9D_NRM_Seating_Artwork

Why is the TOV going to New York for chair design? Surely we have some wanky arse rest designers here? Probably find 20 just on Beaufort Street. How much did it cost for these “rights”? Did they realise that Clickboompow has “Creativity takes courage” written in chalk on their website? Why aren’t Jezza Bell and Dog’s Bollock Pollock covering this scandal for Perth Voice? Not communist enough for you guys?

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Suck Oil

Posted on May 2, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Yeah, suck oil RAC. I don’t know whether this is recursive or meta. By Biscuitboys.

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Kids’ Matinee

Posted on May 1, 2012 by AHC McDonald

I’m going to go with another be-crackpotted car. Apparently thousands millions of plonkers believe jesus’ old lady talks via some types in Bosnia. I like that there has been a defrocking asociated with this.
From Wikipedia. The phenomenon is not officially approved by the Catholic Church.[7][10] Msgr. Ratko Perić, bishop of Mostar – and the local ordinary – has opined that, “The numerous absurd messages, lies, falsehoods and disobedience associated from the beginning with the events and “apparitions” of Medjugorje, all refute every claim of authenticity.”
Fr. Tomislav Vlasic, one of the main publicizers of the apparitions, was defrocked by Pope Benedict XVI in July 2009. He had been accused of exaggerating or even fabricating accounts of the visions, as well as sexual misconduct.

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Naughty Don

Posted on April 30, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Here is the quintessential worst from JaneZ – decay , nostalgia even fucking bathos. The rust covered car, the paisley quilt, the 97 UBD and the magnificent Naughty Don Rogers sticker. The only downside is that JaneZ is a gerl and didn’t note the make of car. Hmm, I’m guessing a Toyota Crown. Cue, reminiscences, “Yeah, I was knobbed by Brian Gardener et al…”

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Outrage Sunday 51 bonafied winning

Posted on April 29, 2012 by rottobloggo

Walking the dogs and need a wee (but not at the dogging toilet in the park)? Winning.

Naturally you want to make your life the very best that it can be. Of course you want to find your success code and be bold in your faith. It goes without saying you want hair like Anthony Robbins’. A Mosman Park resident left these on the verge, no doubt having wrung every drop of wisdom they could. I thought Og was a porn actor, but I was labouring under a misapprehension. Despite the confusion I am already a bonafied winner, so I took just the hat.

Winning and being a winner and owning the biggest plantation in the western suburbs is as basic as ABC.

JJ understands what it takes to be a bonafied winner. I know because he sent me this, from Xpress:

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Weekend Worstoff 198

Posted on April 28, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Biscuit Boys sent this lovely worst on the USN Carl Vinson Aircraft Carrier. (Right near the gift shop apparently). Some nice bad amateur artwork on a big scale. Wouldn’t there be at least someone amongst the thousands who could wield a brush properly?
Bento claims that adding this faux flag to the memorial in Esperance was just a lazy way of raising a flag. Kind of like sewn in creases in your strides.
Bento also saw this mermaid in Esperance, and rightly asked, “What’s the deal wwith rurotards and mermaids?” Although this one is a little better than some other country mers. Or even some internationals. 
And Rob F says fuk u 2 in Mosman Park. 

Worst well.

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Fur Burger

Posted on April 27, 2012 by AHC McDonald

I will give this a not worst if it really is chunks of some animal sewn onto stretch ribbed fabric. By Rob Pete F. South Fremantle.

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