Here is the quintessential worst from JaneZ – decay , nostalgia even fucking bathos. The rust covered car, the paisley quilt, the 97 UBD and the magnificent Naughty Don Rogers sticker. The only downside is that JaneZ is a gerl and didn’t note the make of car. Hmm, I’m guessing a Toyota Crown. Cue, reminiscences, “Yeah, I was knobbed by Brian Gardener et al…”
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An excellent strategy to deal with the spate of Perth carjackings.
I can also recommend the 97 UBD to people not wanting to end up in Darch, Success, Betram or various other suburban dreams.
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There was a UBD that had fake freeways as the front page graphic. Added flyover vibrancy.
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Superb.
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This is just about a perfect worst. Nice that bathos gets a run.
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The slight bubbling on the window tinting is the icing on the cake.
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That’s rain from Saturday.
Tried to explain Naughty Don to American husband but was unable to fully describe the spirit of the man. Youtube no help.
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No: to the left of the DR sticker.
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Also unhelpful that this site comes up first in google search. Just ahead of Don fucking Randall’s site. true story.
http://donrandallmp.com/news/default.asp?action=article&ID=680
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I like that my understanding of this “Naughty Don” comes from Hansard transcripts.
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…..and the portrayal of the rare phenomenon called rain: Typically sparse.
This last week has been a delightful departure from normality.
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John Huge.
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Astounding.
It’s got me nostaligic for the old Phoenix Holden ad, where the Phoenix devil is pursue by Naughty Don, an Indian, and sundry other early 80s used car A-Listers. Couldn’t find it on youtube.
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They ran me out of town…
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The indian was Big Rock Toyota?
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Yup!
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There was also a dude with a big nose, presumably Brian Gardner, IIRC.
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Wasn’t he the softy?
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Trevor Hancock.
WHY DO I REMEMBER THIS RUBBISH? IT MAKES NO SENCE!
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It was indeed Trevor Hancock who was, perhaps disappointingly, a softy. No Big Rock, anyway. And you never payed through the nose at Brian Gardner’s. John Hughes stood behind every car he sold, for some reason. Was it Naughty Don who was going mad with money ? And thank you, Hans Merks.
p.s. Could be a Crown. Great sticker, regardless.
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Because when you need a car, it’s best by far, to buy one from a mate.
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Wasn’t there a magoo car dealer too?
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Yes, but they spelled it ‘McGoo’. Stupidity, or copyright dodge?
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at brian gardner’s you don’t pay through the nose.
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I bought my Valiant from Budgericars. Their slogan was “Don’t pay through the beak.”
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There was also Hans Merks though he did not have an actual persona that I remember. Just lots of shouty ads.
Yr Christ Cream never advertised of course. Didn’t need to.
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I went to school with his son, he was a real sweety and a bit of a comedian.
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I looked on youtube as well. Found this instead.
Why hasn’t She-Ra made this the official anthem of Perth? Gina could tweak the lyrics to bring it up to code.
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How good is Perth? It’s the BEST PLACE on Earth!
But I want her Ra Ra skirt.
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Nick the Devilish Dealer from Phoenix Holden Wanneroo was his full title. Please, folks.
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Nice Video!
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Oh you have the worst alright… remember those stoopid craft decor ads, not the undy ones.. the ones before that, shown on the old GWN in country WA circa 1991 with the same idiot playing target shooting with ceramic tiles… And dont even get me statrted on “Adventure World”… Note the fact I used quotes. Yes, best you avoid that place if you really do want an adventure…. Makes Aussie World look like Disneyland.
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Don’t sign anything until you see Paceway. You crazy fuckers.
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Naughty Don was Naughty because he was naughty to his Competitors but good to you !
Ex Don Roger mangers
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I was born a Nick the Devlish dealer man.
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Naughty Don now available on YouTube:
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Any Merks vs Barry Barkly?
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