Artistic Arse Rests Clickboompow!

Haven’t we talked about this arrondissement nonsense before?
http://www.vincent.wa.gov.au/Home/News/%E2%80%9CNew_York%E2%80%9D_NRM_Seating_Artwork

Why is the TOV going to New York for chair design? Surely we have some wanky arse rest designers here? Probably find 20 just on Beaufort Street. How much did it cost for these “rights”? Did they realise that Clickboompow has “Creativity takes courage” written in chalk on their website? Why aren’t Jezza Bell and Dog’s Bollock Pollock covering this scandal for Perth Voice? Not communist enough for you guys?

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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24 Responses to Artistic Arse Rests Clickboompow!

  1. Bento says:

    Maybe it’s because I’m an Arrondissement Sympathiser (or maybe Fellow Traveller), but I don’t see the problem with making ‘bum’ rests more attractive. Should we reinstall the retro yellow bins in the city too?

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  2. The Legend 101 says:

    Ovens

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  3. mancey says:

    “The chairs are designed to be only functional when in concert with their environment – so in other words, until they are attached to a vertical surface.”

    Thanks for the clarification, town of vincent. #thumbsup

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  4. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    “…and the key indicator if you look at the space is ‘people are touching each other.’”

    I thought that’s what the Hyde Park public toilets are for.

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  6. Bartender's Skills with a Manhatten says:

    I have never seen these ridiculous things, and a quick look at the Click Boom Pow Crash Bang Whatever the Hell website suggests I won’t be expecting to do so in the near to immediate future.

    Memo to the City of Vincent: just because something is made in New York does not make it “New York Style.”

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  7. langhorne87 says:

    ‘Creativity takes bipolar disorder’, more like. Ask any poet.

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  8. Snuff says:

    Vibrant hubs aside, that’s more like it. Not worst, AGWA.

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