J.Lo

Posted on December 6, 2012 by rottobloggo

Big it up for Teh West: superb Lopez coverage today. The gel who sings Jenny On The Block is on our block! It’s all in Teh West. Tomorrow: R.Bro with Jenny On The Chopping Block (Those Secret Celeb Recipes in Full). Saturday: Z.Ko with Bloc on The Block: Isn’t English a Funny Language. All next week: P.Mu with At First Blush: How Jenny Romanced Me On My Allen Park Block.
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To add to your post Outrage, Cainsy claims a discrepancy between West print and West online over arse size. Hints at photoshopping.
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Thanks maaaate. And Teh West keeps on giving. Has the big event happened yet?

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Classis

Posted on December 6, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Sexy Mchotbuns declares this, “Best photo evah!”. Hideous Ned Kelly letterbox, a watching Mexican and Cocos rampant and Perth’s relentless blue skies.classis2

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Entourage

Posted on December 5, 2012 by AHC McDonald

I guess one of the entourage needs to get down to the Brisbane Hotel bog and sort this out. This allegation is another that def won’t stick. By D. bris

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Sleeping with the pigs.

Posted on December 4, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Martin is a Northbridge man, and like all of us north of the river sophisticates, seldom ventures south. Unfortunately circumstances dictated a clandestine trip across the Swan on the weekend. No problem right? Who would notice? Just going to the Windsor Hotel. Surely the banjos and anal raping doesn’t start until Labouchere Rd. Como?

But on leaving the Windsor, Martin found the traditional warning of a pig’s head on the bonnet. A nibbled cooked pig’s head. (Basically for the uninitiated, the southern rurotards were making the point that if Martin crosses the Narrows again, it will be his honey glazed ringhole that will be chewed on.) Never again, says Martin. Never again.pig

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Ratepayers shafted by council amalgamation

Posted on December 3, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Thanks to Nedlandz Tiger.
“Council amalgamation will be a spruut to the face of the Western suburbs!” ejaculated Max Hipkins, independent candidate for Nedlands at an emergency meeting to discuss the Robson Report last night. Candidate Hipkins, whose visceral powerpoint illustrating council amalgamation plans using a variety of violent sexual metaphors had several ratepayers shocked and vomiting. According to Mr. Hipkins, Munster and Beeliar in the new plans would be “a once proud ball-sack, whose ripe heavy testicles would be constricted by a “Cockburn cock ring“.” Mr. Hipkins’ talk had some guests loading medical dictionaries  onto their smartphones, as he described how “the vas deferens” later revealed to be Peppermint Grove, was essential for the free flow of vital bodily fluids to the coast  and how those fluids were unreasonably constrained by the Rottnest West End reservoir. The full slideshow is available to over 18’s from The Subiaco Post.

West End reservoir tip.

West End reservoir tip.

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Outrage Sunday 78 freshness of cones

Posted on December 2, 2012 by rottobloggo

The end of days/last page of the notebook/bottom of the barrel approacheth everer nearerer:

666Superb graphic design from the Western Australia Adainst Chemtrails crowd, who, unlike the rest of us sheople, aren’t going down without a fight:

chemtrailsWeve almost played our last card:

card1card2But there is laughter in the dark: at least I can still giggle uncontrollably at the words poo and cones as our centre cannot hold.

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Weekend Worstoff 229

Posted on December 1, 2012 by AHC McDonald

I’m trying to get back into drawing.
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Pete F sent this from Price Street Fremantle, which seems vaguely familiar, but anyway, perhaps it’s some kind of protest against Fremantle becoming The Freel Cock-burning Thunder, which is apparently definitely happening. Of course it is. How could they miss an opportunity to be referred to as cock burners?
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Snave like this little boutique style cock graffiti.
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And Ljuke has only just noticed the tiling masterpiece that is the Baysie.
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Worst well.

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Special People

Posted on November 30, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Jaidyn-Jaxxon bought a scanner specifically to scan this 2009 police recruit brochure.

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Not Worst

Posted on November 29, 2012 by AHC McDonald

To the next tool that says “Get out from behind your computer screen and do something positive, blah, blah…Jesus, something, blah…”

Soak it in alcohol and shove it up Paul Murray’s arse.

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Paul Murray: Taking it up the arse

Posted on November 29, 2012 by rottobloggo

WA broadcasting attained new heights yesterday morning when Paul Murray was behind the 6PR microphone. After a relentless grilling of Colin Barnett, the Premier showed grace under fire and graciously exited the studio just ahead of Mr Murray‘s red-hot ring-stinger expose at 0930.

To his credit, Mr Murray prefaced his probe with a warning: what was to follow was not for the squeamish. Then, the incisive intro: young people are rectally deploying alcohol-soaked objects to get pissed. Mr Murray proceeded to display his knowledge about taking it up the arse.

Is this what the Anzacs fought (and died) for? Have young people no shame? The Worst of Perth congratulates (and salutes) Mr Murray for exposing this heinous habit. But what will the taxpayer-funded authorities do? At first blush, nothing, unlike Mr Murray.

One local teenager, a member of AAA (Anal Alcoholics Anonymous) reported repeated failure after trying to get wasted on anally-administered alcohol: “Never again. You can stick those stupid beer bongs up your arse.”

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