Outrage Sunday 80 bushy

Krazy Kym’s bush needed a good pruning yesterday. Lately I’ve had to brace myself to push it apart. But when I get the trimmer out it just grows back thicker.

It reminded me of the charming hedge letters at Daglish train station. They have seen better days.

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Of course TWOPers will still be mourning the Kings Park floral clock. The amazing temporary proliferation of the CHOGM pansies did not compensate. Whenever I feel sad about the floral clock I read Larry’s Party by Carol Shields again. Any novel with a chapter called Larry’s Penis is all right by me. (Of course men prefer Larry’s Party, which is about a brilliant garden maze designer, while woman opt for The Stone Diaries as their favourite Shields.)

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Krazy Kym’s bush, before and after. I huffed and puffed and worked up a sweat, let me tell you.

bush1bush2“What is this mighty labyrinth – the earth,

But a wild maze the moment of our birth?”

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Weekend Worstoff 231

Vincent B found some ass parking in Bronte NSW.bronte
And anonymous shows that they are even more direct in Brisbane.
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And an unsigned (was it Rongly?c) loves shows that you can’t park your ass at the homeswest flats at 1217 Hay Street.
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And Pete F likes the hairs of Freo. The platting industry will be another one devestated by the dockers becoming The Cock-Burn Thunder.hair
Worst well.

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Hairy Yellow

They even manage to get “erect” “bushy”  and “matted hairs” into the description. By Lauclan H. Belmont.bush

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Flamin’ Mongrel

It’s a flamin’ bible you flamin’ mongrel, just be sure there’s no flamin’ homosexuals inside. By Giv.D.Bird. Malaga, or as they say here, Malaaaaaga. Nice high tension pylon in bg. Perhaps that’s why their bibles are always flamin’ on fire.FB1

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Mattress

Spencer F,  – Clarkson. And it hasn’t been verge pickup for four months. No Cocos. I’m liking that. I like the hand drawn font too.mattress

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Rocks Off

5000 years of Chinese history fights back against lame arse “hip” Christian church. Who summoned the storm that ripped off the “Rocks” church sign and revealed the daoist black bean beneath? Cao Cao? Confucious? Zhou En Lai? Sun Zu? In any case, good work pounding Jesus. By David K, Cannington.chineks

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It’s free

It’s free alright. Spotlight Midland, by Imogen C. See Freo, you have to retain some of the mystery, and Cannington, maybe if you just showed half of it (ie the left half), you could still be classy. Otherwise put it away.free

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Outrage Sunday 79 dunny humour

Indiana, Cottesloe. (Where else?). I have been mocked before on this weblog for my public service on Marine Parade. I just give and give and give.

indianaEnraging. Just enraging. Melville.

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A foreign friend drew my attention to some disgusting toilets mentioned on TripAdvisor. “Some say Fremantle is a giant toilet,” I said. Ha ha ha!

Krazy Kym and I were looking through our Indian pics from last year. She had to make an urgent trip to this one. Just getting inside without harm was an achievement.

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And the less said about this, the better.

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Weekend Worstoff 230

The registered lawn of Ascot by Ewen – on Railway Stakes Day.
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But the salad option is still available right? RIGHT?! By Gareth T.maccas
And Bassendude tries to imagine how this Morley carpark layout could possibly work when full. If the Classic Motor Trimmers get a rush on…
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Worst well.

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Chemtrails

A chemtrail truthing written in teh stone by Vincent – in Bondi Junction with sinister – IS THAT THE SHADOW OF A JET???? shadow. What’s with these chemtrail knobs? Pretty pissweak conspiracy isn’t it? chem

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