Big stilts = small dick

Shazza now with some Freo. Why don’t I just move to SoFro? Or even Cobo.

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The Tassie Penninsular

Pete F has travelled to Tasmania specifically it seems to take in some scenic C&B. although the sister marrying seems to have mixed things up a bit.

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Outrage Sunday 119 the other passage

At home I’m delighted when Krazy Kym invites me to use the other passage. Imagine her delight when she saw this in Guildford. passageLet’s get serious. Mark Pytellek has more passages, or way to the truth, than a Buddhist. If you get your skates on you could make the second day of a no-theory, no-hype self-empowering weekend workshop at the Goodearth Hotel in Perth. It could mean a discount on the $330 cost. The event is “an introduction to on-the-ground practical knowledge to address all issues, under authority of STATUTE so YOU may lead a more peaceful, prosperous, happy & fulfilled life. Know your INHERENT rights, & learn to settle any issue. Protect your property, wealth & ‘person’. Assert your authority & Hold your position in any situation that concerns YOU, your family & your community. Learn WHY you haven’t seen many remedies within the ‘Free-man’ movement, both in & out of Court? Apply simple remedies for any situation! Learn what laws apply & how to settle issues & attain successful outcomes. Protect yourself, your family, your estate & assets & your community.”

Is your answer yes to any of these questions?:

Are you working harder & longer hours each year yet going backwards?

 Frustrated & challenged by today’s poor economic climate?

 Had enough of paying too much TAX & meeting escalating debts?

 Are your assets or/and income/s vulnerable to predators and pirates?

 Would strategies that could multiply your take home pay be useful?

 Ever been involved in litigation & been ‘cleaned up’?

 Would some basic & easily applied WINNING legal procedures be useful?

 Ever wondered what rights you have, IF ANY?

 Is the Common Law the appropriate jurisdiction to attain your remedy?

 Loath being intimidated & ‘PUSHED AROUND’ & want to know how to ‘push back’?

 Are you owed money and want to successfully recover it?

 IF there were genuine solutions that empowered you & enabled YOU to PROSPER INDEPENDANT of the current economic & political environment, wouldn’t you want to get the low down on it?

Sounds good to me. If your “genuine spouse” goes with you that’s only $50 extra, and “(Manual and CD valued at $130 included!)”.

Mr Pytellek’s focus will be on:

Prevention:  Transitioning to the private where you’ve no reporting nor other obligations, Completing tax returns & BAS so liabilities never arise.

Cure: Discharging any liability eg. Tax, Loans, Credit Crads, Fines, Court Orders, Summons, Mortgage, Rates, Utilities, & Bills etc by DIFFERENT PERFORMANCE!  & ‘holding your position’.

Mr Pytellek’s subject matters include:

  • Private vs Public – implications between & mixing jurisdictions
  • Transitioning successfully to the private
  • Asset/Estate Protection, Privacy & ‘Sustenance’ (income) – Protection
  • Equity & Contract Law V Common Law, the Constitution
  • Accepting ANY offer to contract on YOUR terms, by REDRAFTING the offer, & holding the offerer to YOUR terms of the contract!
  • Discharging’ Public Liabilities (Debt), lawfully & under STATUTORY authority given you using the principles of the Law Merchant – with many Example
  • ‘Holding your position’ – stop any attempt to steam roll you
  • Pursue ‘delinquent debtors’ for an award of damages for their breach of contract or ‘aggressive’ parties with the techniques they themselves use
  • How to address (PUSH AROUND’ in the legal sense) any potential aggressor
  • Attaining & Exercising your inherent rights
  • Latest approaches to settling matters INSTANTLY privately & publicly (Court)
  • Processes to stop foreclosure, warrants of possession, & other actions against you
  • Property Protection Plan
  • Stopping & pursuing aggressors & Defaulting Debtors! eg. C.S.G miners, lenders, sheriffs/bailiffs, ATO, lawyers, debt collectors, – focusing on solutions: formal complaints, prosecutions.
  • Pursuing counterclaims, wind up companies, bankrupt default debtors!
  • Courts:  Competently addressing Courts as the creditor (role plays), Strategies to win

It won’t be long before cases like this are things of the past: “The applicant appears to be one of a group of individuals without legal training who continue to espouse theories of constitutional law that have no basis. Courts in this State and throughout Australia, indeed the common law world, have steadfastly so ruled.As a result of his continuing pre-occupation with discredited legal theory the applicant has sworn in his affidavit such nonsense as: 1. I am a Man, a flesh and blood living soul created under God also known as a ‘Human Being’. I am not a corporate entity and I do not consent to my body being transferred to a corporate entity for the purposes of commerce including commercial transactions in any court. 2. My name is Man or Robert Paul as per the ‘Birth Certificate’ extracted from my live birth record on 6 June 1961 annexed to this affidavit and marked RP 01 and of which Birth Certificate signifies the Cestui Que trust created by the State of Queensland without my consent.

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Snuff’s Missing Links 7

Snuff Sez…

You’d think the law of averages would’ve helped. Don’t ask.

1940. Okay. Reg Kehoe and his Marimba Queens Vibraphone Orchestra. Fine. Frank DeNunzio, Sr. That’s Frank. DeNunzio. Sr.

Maciej Dakowicz.

I’ve linked to individual posts from this site before, but here’s the whole kit and caboodle.

Never judge a book by its cover.

Pointillism.

What’s that, Dumbo ?

All I’ve got is a red guitar, three chords and the truth. Dunedin ’81.

If you build it, he will come.

Things change really quickly.

Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone
Little Joe was blowin’ on the slide trombone
The drummer boy from Illinois went crash, boom, bang

Ai Weiwei’s Forever Bicycles 2013 by Ryan Emond.

How much is a Banksy worth, New York ?

Frank.

Should you ever consider experiencing the Entrance Hall of Lloyd Wright’s Imperial Hotel, built originally in Tokyo in 1923, or perusing the 66 other classics of Meiji-mura in Aichi, I strongly recommend it.

Wurst, barf and hump.

It looks like Haribo Gummy Candy, Sugarless Gummy Bears, 5-Pound Bag …

http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?showViewpoints=1

… is going the way of The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeved Tee.
You’re just going outside and may be some time. WARNING : Occasional NSFW content.

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Cold Spring

Another scarifying look at Americaville worst a by BSWAM. Cold Spring motherfuckers.
BSWAM says…
Today we’re visitng Cold Spring, NY, a small town on the banks of the Hudson opposite the West Point Military Academy!

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It is a quaint village, full of quaint shops and quaint houses with a quaint stone church crowning the hill.

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Perhaps some of the houses are quaint to the point that surpasseth human understanding.

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Be that as it may, not for Cold Spring the eccentric bohemian sleaze of Nyack, its distant sister to the south.

No…Cold Spring has fallen to a far more pernicious threat…

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THE CUTSIES.

Bitsy: Ooh, how can we advertise our hot hude yoga sessions on the second floor of this building?
Titsy: How about a sign shaped like a peeping tom who just fell off the window ledge?
Both: Ha. ha. ha.

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Priscilla: Nigel, darling, I know you’re from England and all, but the sign maker was adamant that he will only do 21 letters for the fee we agreed upon and I’m just wondering–
Nigel (screaming): IT’S A SHOPPE.

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You asked if there was a US version of the wretched aboriginal lawn ornaments occasionally featured on TWOP. This would be my answer.

Actual comment overheard in this gallery: “The problem is no one appreciates art of this caliber.”

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GREEK REVIVAL PORTICO U R DOIN IT RONG.

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The Mayor: Sputter, sputter, her name is TRIXIE goddamn it!!

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Says it all, really.

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vegan strip club

Only in America. They may have solved the shutdown, but they still have vegan strip clubs. When I saw this on the Grey Lady, I assumed it was a typo. But it really was a vegan strip club. “Ms. Lee, who works at Casa Diablo, which bills itself as the world’s first vegan strip club, said she became acquainted with Mr. Booker when both were included in a film about social media.” Leather is forbidden at the vegan strip club. veganstripclub

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Cool Running

I know, Freo and Dave P. again, but you can’t claim it wasn’t the one to go with – for the kerning alone.turboturbocu

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Victory on Cocos Ridge

A Cocos can be defeated. Not without one hell of a struggle though apparently. Looks like Guadal Canal. Next the Marines will take the pencil pines – with air support. And the other Cocoses. By RubyRuby, Alexander Heights.cocos

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A Morning in Freo

Spent some time in Freo for the first time in ages. Had a breakfast at Common Bread. Bread in Common. Despite having the world’s wackiest wankiest menu (I’d be happy with less Chia seeds) and liquids in jars, (hasn’t that jar thing been played out even in Fremantle? They’d be laughing at this in Kojonup.) it was quite nice. Don’t know why they have such a shitty website. The place looks quite good. Why no photos, particularly of its dark nightclub dunnies?

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Saw that the Cockburn flag still flies proud. Can’t quite make out the message though. Probs in Freo dialect.

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Tried to go to the new Myers collective, MYRE. There were people in there, but no indication of if it was open. Or what time it opened. Or whether it ever opened. So maybe the first thing these communists might consider is a fucking sign.

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Took a break.

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Then looked at this.

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