Angove street North Perth, the centre of all the anti council amalgamation action – although it is never really made clear what they actually are afraid of. What is the specific objection? More green waste bins? By The King. The point is moot anyway. We have already reached peak guacamole. Don’t struggle. Enjoy the slide.
The dude was just launching his boat, and wham! Dogged. Wham! Dogged again. Australian cricketers will be frequently dogged by the English this summer. Wham! Dogged again.
Some Perth humour from The Belltower Times. It’s funny because it’s true.
On the topic of licence plates, a pic by David H. From Brisbane.
Or: The Born-Again Jeebuswagons That Ate Teh Pert.
I thought the real question was: “Where’s Waldo?” Got crabs? Got milk? GOT JESUS? Guildford.
Teh fishes are a Seca of mens (bubble mirror included). Cottesloe.
Is this worshipper the town surgeon? Cockburn. 
Fishy Jesus is your number1BUD! East Perth. 
Hang on: there’s more than one question. Will you be saved from the Parking Inspector? Churchlands.
I know carping TWOPers will ridicule my photography, but the sticker says: REAL MEN LOVE JESUS. Subiaco.
But the non-believers stumble around between their strip clubs like crash test dummies. 
In Darch, the blasphemies are weird. 
I will not have this in my house any longer.
During the second world war in one of the palaces of Tsarskoye Selo, a group of Soviet soldiers found a room belonging to Catherine the Great. Rather than looting or destroying anything there, they took these photos. The collection depicted was allegedly destroyed in 1950, however this small selection of photographs still exists.
And they lived happily ever after.
Bavarianism. Leavenworth, Washington.
Vale, Huayang zombie car.
And now. This. This is the worst thing you will ever see. Words cannot describe how wrong this is, or in how many ways. Even if you only make it through the first 3 minutes you’ll be scarred for life. Should you embark upon the entire 30 minutes and 26 seconds, you’ll need the Lifeline number handy.
Not even Fremantle. It’s Mt Lawley, right on the Arrondissement. You can buy them singly if you just want to sniff the pheromones and I have one mounted on the 10 speed as a bicycle seat, or as a pair.
They say we live in a golden age of biography. That may be so – but what is certain is we live in the solid rolled gold age of development artist impressions. This Swanbourne block was sold for $8.2 million and plans are being spruiked for a 205-flat/apartment/penthouse building. The plans are terrific. (But it’s a big PDF file). What is this man doing? Some sort of new Zumba pose? 
Ghosts. With big shadows. 
My favourite. If you’re going to be sick, one of the friendly residents will be happy to give you a hand. 
About time for a competition. Tim’s out and about spruikin his new simile fest Eyrie. Terrible cover. Looks like the camera focusing was done by Outrage. Time to show Tim how to do a book cover. One from Ljuke, Dirt Breath. And I chucked in phwoar myself for some inspiration.. Prize? I’ll think of something good. Deadline sometime next week.
Send submissions to perthworst@hotmail.com
And two from Skink.
3 More from Ljuke.
And one from Natalia Fan.
Yarn bombed parking bay Curtin. I prefer them vajazzled myself, but different strokes eh?
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