Category Archives: Worst suburb

Kalamunda Parklet

Posted on December 29, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Another parklet. This one Kalamunda where place making desperation is kicking in as the town centre starts to resemble the set for a once well loved film made decades ago. Think Star Wars Tunisia. But as a construction, there’s not … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 273 top twenty World Lies

Posted on December 11, 2016 by rottobloggo

That manual-bopping Bento paused opposite Bayswater train station. “How have I never noticed this before? So shit, we even get a poor imitation of Cartridge World.” Suck it up. I often fondly recall a big-city planner telling a crowd of … Continue reading →

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Parklet as final nail

Posted on December 7, 2016 by AHC McDonald

The grim, depressing sight as a parklet delivery wagon hoves into sight in Subiaco.You might as well be entering a suicide pact in the witches kitchen as it reverses, ramming ever more bitter garlic prawns up your arse. I was … Continue reading →

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Flange MacPherson

Posted on December 5, 2016 by AHC McDonald

I vaguely remember covering this poster years ago. But wouldn’t that just reflect Subiaco’s stultifying progress? (Ie backwards). And what could be more played than Elle? Parklets? Leederville? Only in Subi could Elle’s flange still be a thing. 

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Al fresco desert

Posted on November 28, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Yeah Right shared what he describes as a failure of taste, class and understanding. And yes it does seem to be a Simpson Desert of vibrancy in Fremantle. But at least it’s not an out of business ugh boot shop … Continue reading →

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Turn down the vibrancy

Posted on September 1, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Subiaco is making sure that it is as boring as possible by using the (played) medium of wall murals to campaign against sound vibrancy itself. Keep the music down people! We don’t want them to have a good time in … Continue reading →

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Like kicking a sick dog

Posted on August 29, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Oh Subi, sometimes I weep before, during and after bullying you. Like kicking out the crotch of a crippled child. I know what I said. GOOD DAY! So sad and so pathetic. Just look away.  

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So played it isn’t 

Posted on July 28, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Your bike is a time machine in Leedy Tafe. It was suggested to me that Leederville is so tired and “over” that it’s actually back and unplayed to the max. And then you see this wall mural. Everything, EVERYTHING that’s … Continue reading →

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Losers Wanted. Kalamunda town planning hiring. 

Posted on June 30, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Orbea sends this chuckle worthy ad for Kalamunda trainee town planners. The ad should have its own laugh track. Essential -Must be able to approve an Aldi in literally any location, even if they haven’t even applied. -Be open to … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 245 dream home

Posted on May 22, 2016 by rottobloggo

So much depends Upon A red balance sheet Glazed with dead Dolphins Beside the white Towers. A lovely stroll. Perth really is taking off! Imagine the vibrancy when the Ritz-Carlton is here! We also had a look at the spot … Continue reading →

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