Category Archives: worst sign

No sitting

…or titting. Two by Orbea. The second very… I don’t know, Bauhaus?

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Tommy’s got his six string in hock

Allow The Lizard Brain a post from outside Canberra. The strings are still atached, but it must be a bastard to tune that mother. Also nice deployment of broken plastic chair.

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Prise the towel from my cold dead willie

Motherfucker. That would be the towel I was wearing. I understand it was a hand towel, but surely that’s my decision? Just replace the wet towel on my erection and no questions will be asked. By D. Highgate. Home of the ranting … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 219

Golden Boy cries “fucking outrage” as Bubby J is knocked off from Pemberton nativity. Joel T asks, “Who is Foyle Villas?” and is his name too grand for crappy Bayswater units? Suburban Ninja wonders if the waters of Claisebrook Inlet … Continue reading

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Chicken Threat

By Mike K. As a potential employee, I’d be less worried about violent customers than by the fact that the capitals and underlining indicate that a serial laminator may be in charge. Dropping in a resume IS A PRIVILEGE NOT A … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 69 overwhelming evidence

Krazy Kym bought a glue gun at Spotlight while I inspected the exterior. The books on the table of this woman who has it all are Images of Rock & Roll and Hollywood Portraits: Classic Scene Stills 1939-51. It’s a … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 217

There was a vigil at the Guildford Hotel. Is that place not a Dan Murphy yet? Hope Outrage was there. The temptation of a pankake might have moved him. As seen by The Colour H. Pete F sends in this … Continue reading

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Mundaring WTF?

Some wag has been at Mundaring’s Water treatment plant sign with the whiteout. See also their ROFL flouridisation unit. As seen by Shaun N. You do have to ask WTF? of Mundaring. Why are you sending water to rurotardville Kalgoorlie when … Continue reading

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Was not was

The inconsequential, the ephemeral, and the slightly out of focus. The Worst of Perth specialties. Victoria Park by Lucas W. Bourbon Street Lucas?

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Outrage Sunday 63 your time is now

Enforce this, Rottnest Island Authority. Or should that be Authoriteh? Krazy Kym and I had a half double decaffeinated half-caf, with a twist of lemon, in the Swan Valley, but were baffled by the tasting notes. How can something called … Continue reading

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