Category Archives: worst sculpture

Emptying her Jugs

Posted on October 20, 2008 by AHC McDonald

I couldn’t resist this one from Ross Salvage. Wide or close always the horror, the dolphin, the boozies, the hand… I was so taken aback, I forgot to check the price. Would someone really buy this?

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Back Door Babe

Posted on September 29, 2008 by AHC McDonald

In July, I expressed doubt at being able to do justice to this kangaroos orifice. I would be a little more confident with this one. Some kind of Asian sex toy? A fitting post for the first anniversary of The … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 24

Posted on September 27, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Well it’s Grand Final day, and what great value from Clancy’s pub. A pie AND a pint for only $20. Incredibly nice of them to only double the price. From Turf. And a sculpture of…well it’s a willie isn’t it. … Continue reading →

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Mosupial

Posted on September 24, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Talking to Steven about his excellent submission, I suggested I would hold off until ridiculously early christmas decorations appeared. Well wrap me up and call me Howard Sattler if Myers wasn’t already chockers with christmas crap when I went in … Continue reading →

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Arseless Wonder

Posted on September 23, 2008 by AHC McDonald

I don’t actually know, but I put this awful statue of Paddy Hannan at the Burswood Casino down to The Smiths, a couple who have been infesting the city with well meaning but terrible bronzes for too many years. Another … Continue reading →

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Hammer of Justice

Posted on August 15, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Some may remember the excellent walking tour of crap public art in Kalamunda last October submitted by Cimbali. It now appears that the Art Police, or perhaps drunken young Kalamundarians have taken public art into their own hands, hammering the … Continue reading →

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The Riddle of the Sphinx

Posted on August 12, 2008 by AHC McDonald

is not, “What walks on 5 legs in the morning..?” but more like, “Why would someone build this in a garden in Kingston Street Nedlands? I do like the kerbing though. From Teh ‘Rage.

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Piss and teh Devil had done for teh rest.

Posted on July 28, 2008 by AHC McDonald

The broccoli and the zucchini still lie, for all that I know, where Sumich buried them; and certainly they shall lie there for me. Oxen and wain-ropes would not bring me back again to that accursed Spearwood; and the worst … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 15

Posted on July 19, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Trying to knock off a few more reader submissions. A nice one from Damien from the train, which suddenly appears to have gained a Scottish accent approaching Moount Lawley. Perhaps in honour of The Flying Scotsman? Thanks to Damo who … Continue reading →

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Lunchbox to Hell

Posted on July 7, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Finally got a chance to see the long awaited and much hyped Bon Scott sculpture yesterday. (Had to get away from Beaufort street for a while). Oddly it’s stuck in the corner of a glorified fish and chip shop. (Cicerellos?) … Continue reading →

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