Category Archives: worst of perth

New Perth Public Architecture Forum

Designs are increasingly winning competitions because they are literally green, and because somewhere they feature a small windmill. Rem Koolhaas Simply by not owning three medium-sized castles in Tuscany I have saved enough money in the last forty years on … Continue reading

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The Best Worsts of 2011

Looking through, 2011 had probably the bests collection of worsts of any year, especially towards the beginning. This one by Pete F is one of my all time favourites. This by Adam D was also lovely. White Franger by Outrage, … Continue reading

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This sleighs me.

As seen in Swanbourne by Miss Jess. Possibly connected to Santa, although more likely connected to nudity or Who Dares Wins-ness (yes, out of town worsters, Perth’s only legal nude beach is overlooked by the SAS (Special Forces) HQ and firing range. … Continue reading

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On the banks of the Bofo

Commenter Rob F asks why no Bofo action? Well, as I explained, I didn’t go, because I went to Fremantle to buy fixer to facilitate my magnificent return to film photography. I was offered a chance to “get something signed … Continue reading

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I’m a celebrity, let me fall to my death

There’s so much wrong with this, fake celebrities, (including the poor man’s Russell Woolf Michael Shultz), Belltower, wearing orange, abseiling into a boat. The highlight of the week, the highlight mind you is Wear Orange Wednesday. And organisers told me … Continue reading

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McLeod’s Morons

What are all these excruciatingly embarrassing kuntry wagons doing in our city? Shouldn’t these rurotards be wallowing in the filth of their subsidies back in Corrigin? I had to add one city smartarse truther to the mix to take the … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 22 bowel me

Make tomorrow’s future discoverers better. The market for uni students is insanely competitive, judging by the insane slogans and bewildering advertising coming out of the dreaming spires. This UWA image of a lift on the beach is clearly a smarter … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 19 Truthers Redux

This superb scale model of the Twin Towers will be on show in Kings Park today – but it’s not a swap meet. No, it’s much more serious than that: Truthers still fearlessly walk among us, and they will have … Continue reading

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Wake Up Bunbury

I love this bench and all that it stands for. Come on, it has everything, Bunbury, Bunbonalities, rotting bench, ciggie butts… I felt certain I had posted this already, but searching was fruitless. if I have used it before, let … Continue reading

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Investigative work!

Sam Spade: We didn’t exactly believe your story, Miss O’Shaughnessy. We believed your petrol reimbursed. I mean, you paid us more than if you had been telling us the truth, and enough more to make it all right. Joel Cairo: … Continue reading

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