The Best Worsts of 2011

Looking through, 2011 had probably the bests collection of worsts of any year, especially towards the beginning. This one by Pete F is one of my all time favourites.

This by Adam D was also lovely.

White Franger by Outrage, (is this the first time he’s made the best of?) still makes me laugh. In fact the inanity of Perth graffitists is kinda getting to me as shown by Mark M.

Jaidyn-Jaxxon’s hating was much appreciated. Such passion!

And of course the object of his haterising, was one of the comment threads of the year with the baffling John Howard and Winton’s lack of shoe crimes.

Shazza snapped the not worst of the year.

Bento wins the ceramics prize.

I suppose Outrage’s Couchette has to get some kind of mention.

MM’s Court Hotel was delicious!

As was Paracleet’s garage door analogue  proto tweet.

And was the elusive Derridarian ever captured and executed?

For me this non original pic was the highlight of the latter part of the year.

I had actually got 30 possible posts for best list. Too many. Thanks to you all for your contributions. Thanks to Deefock for stepping in when I have been away. Special thanks to The Bartender’s Skills with a Manhatten for his Hudson Valley juxtapositions and for taking the registered lawn to North America.

So five new years eves! Wow. What worsts for the new year?


About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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18 Responses to The Best Worsts of 2011

  1. Architecture prize, public transport planning prize , most fucked up politician or senior public servant ( Klaggie) prize ?


  2. Youse are all still cunts.


  3. And I should have nominated my own tweets for rolling best of.
    “Sting – I could have saved Michael Jackson with Tantric sex. “If the dude couldn’t have got to sleep after an orgasm lasting 8 hours, then I…”

    C’mon, don’t leave me hanging.


  4. The Legend 101 says:

    Happy New Year, what a nice way to end 2012 go through all the really bad stuff on this site.


  5. This one was great too. Still want to taste Wattsie’s rissole.


  6. rottobloggo says:

    This year was just like
    Last year at Marmion Ave:
    Enigmatic worsts.

    I starred in this film,
    But received no direction:
    I should drive to Darch

    And at the station
    Sit down and read Cloudstreet and
    Search for my shadow.


  7. Russell Wolfe's Lovechild says:

    Still no photos of the Perth Arena? Barnsey lets his offsider slip in the latest cost blowout to $550m while everyone is running around for last minute Christmas stuff. And I’m willing to be it won’t be the final one either.

    World’s most expensive tennis court?

    I think the only thing worse than the lack of development in Perth is when they finally get around to building something. Convention Centre – tick, that just leaves the Perth Link, the foreshore and the new stadium to be fucked up over the next decade. Should keep ’em busy for a while.


  8. Bento says:

    Another superb year. My spinnaker puckers in anticipation of 2012.


  9. Bartender's Skills with a Manhatten says:

    /sob, sob

    You like me! You really like me!

    /trips over hem of ballgown

    /plunges head first into the orchestra pit


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