This sleighs me.

As seen in Swanbourne by Miss Jess. Possibly connected to Santa, although more likely connected to nudity or Who Dares Wins-ness (yes, out of town worsters, Perth’s only legal nude beach is overlooked by the SAS (Special Forces) HQ and firing range. Some of them are such good shots they could pick the liver spot off a pervert with a rifle at 2000 meters. True story. In any case, it’s not snow. Perth would have last seen snow about 80 000 years ago.

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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16 Responses to This sleighs me.

  1. The Legend 101 says:

    Merry Christmas People!

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  2. orbea says:

    This is what happens to cars at swanbourne dogging beach?

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  3. Those SAS guys are pretty good, sprinkling that vehicle in such a pretty pattern with those shitty Steyr rifles.

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  4. Dear god. I`ve just watched an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

    Why don’ t we have a local version? Scabby Beach Sluts? I remain open to the HRV vetsion.

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