Category Archives: worst objects

Outrage Sunday 205 sweat chilli sauce

Posted on July 12, 2015 by rottobloggo

Prawn crakers, chicen noodles, and sweat chilli sauce: on the menu at hot new small bar Liam’s Shreddings now! But no sauce at Fire & Ice anymore. Just a mousetrap, Astroturf, and half an oyster shell. The humanity of the … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 190 Easter feature II

Posted on March 29, 2015 by rottobloggo

I have a soft spot for Easter (despite the anti-Semitism), as it’s when I got my TWOP start: good times. Last year I ranted about this disturbing product: this year it’s something to do with a Pommy dessert. Nothing much … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 189 no parking on verge

Posted on March 22, 2015 by rottobloggo

It is beautiful in Edgewater. No photography on the front of The Echo, either. The readers want paintings of orange-headed boobies with squashed hands gazing at a stairway to heaven.    And in Applecross they take their recycling a bit too … Continue reading →

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get shorty

Posted on December 30, 2014 by rottobloggo

The TWOPmaster found these awesome Emu Export boardies in Esperance! A bargain at $65 (especially after I found EE torso wear from $39.95). Get into these boardies and you’re sure of a good time. And we know EE is adored … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 158 the wrong priorities

Posted on August 3, 2014 by rottobloggo

Back in Kalamunda already! This outstanding letter in The Echo this weekend. Is this the finest example of Godwin’s Law ever? N. Holborow needs to get down the hill, into Midland: elephant steaks and salad could supplement those baked beans. … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 151 Ode to an Airport Trolley in the Carpark

Posted on June 8, 2014 by rottobloggo

Here, among the businesslike grass, this trundler from the interminable carpet, a welcome that wobbled, now guttered in front of me dead. Confounded by the Belmont dross – these taxis, budget of dew – only you rolled through the duty … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 144 Easter feature

Posted on April 20, 2014 by rottobloggo

Times are tough if JC is the drinks waiter. Guildford. This Alien Easter egg freaked me out. Does a bilby burst out of that? Midland Woolworths. Just what I’ve always wanted: a “faux moss bunny”. But remember, TWOPers: Easter is … Continue reading →

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Wherefore art thou?

Posted on January 20, 2014 by rottobloggo

“It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night Like a rich jewel in an Ethiop’s ear; Beauty too rich for use, for earth too dear.” Or, as that tuna-topper Bento put it: “I bow to the king of Juliet … Continue reading →

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The Bicycle Seat Thief

Posted on January 13, 2014 by rottobloggo

Now this is a bargain: “perfect condition but seat missing”. Matt is flexible on the $50 price. Many thanks to the Cott Kid for the Gumtree spot.

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Alien Worlds

Posted on December 11, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Two out of towners. Ljuke saw a society where Segway riding is naturalised. (Brisbane), And Jaidyn Jaxxon saw rural fridge justice 120ks NNE of Leonora.

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