I have a soft spot for Easter (despite the anti-Semitism), as it’s when I got my TWOP start: good times. Last year I ranted about this disturbing product: this year it’s something to do with a Pommy dessert. Nothing much changes.
Surprise! Your egg has already been unwrapped!
Bah humbug! I bet people boycott eggs and buy dream catchers instead. “Catch a falling star, and put it in your pocket: never let it fade awaaaaaaaaaaaay…”