Alien Worlds

Two out of towners. Ljuke saw a society where Segway riding is naturalised. (Brisbane), And Jaidyn Jaxxon saw rural fridge justice 120ks NNE of Leonora.



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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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16 Responses to Alien Worlds

  1. Snuff says:

    Giveway ?

    Not worst on the outback fridge. I’ve long held an irrational fondness for them.


    • janezee says:

      That sign’s all wrong. Even politely ignoring the little matter of “giveway”, any other road-use sign that uses icons like that uses them to depict the subject-matter of the rule (in this case “pedestrians”), not who is required to comply with it. Otherwise, for instance, a crosswalk sign would have a picture of a car on it. It’s freaky wrong.


    • billoslatter says:

      Smug bastard says “If you observe closely, you’ll see the condenser tubes are rusted, indeed the refrigerant may have all gone.”.


  2. TheKing says:

    Notice they didn’t attempt to make a Segway icon, just stuck with a silhouette. There must have been some complaints about Segway rage riding in the past? Probably only one complaint. Probably meant they needed a bigger sign.


  3. Pete F says:

    Fridge or mailbox? Perhaps a modern take on the converted milk urn.


  4. paracleet says:

    Seems a bit too prescriptive. By specifically nominating that cyclists, rollerbladers and Segway riders must give way does this imply that rollerskaters, uni-cyclists et al have carte blanche to plough through anyone in their way?


  5. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Smell the Brisvegas vibrancy. She Ra would kill for some Segway rage.


  6. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    People still rollerblade?

    That is about as hip(ster) as an aerobics class with Richard Simmons


  7. Misspent yoof says:

    Fuck that, what about the Holden decision. What are the drunk bogans going to drive through our lounge room walls if they’re no longer making Commodores? Misterabbit has to take responsibility. This is a sad day for Australia, and indeed the nation. Jay Wetherill.


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