“It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night
Like a rich jewel in an Ethiop’s ear;
Beauty too rich for use, for earth too dear.” Or, as that tuna-topper Bento put it: “I bow to the king of Juliet balconies: Mill Point Road, South Perth.” 
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The Worst of Perth 
Did all the others fall off ???
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Skyshow viewing. Singles only. $600.
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What’s a tuna-topper?
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You’re acquiring more noms de plume than David Jezza Ding-Dong Swear-Bear Bell.
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Speaking of which, I note Bluebeard got himself a half-page story in the Perth Pravda last week, the gist of which seemed to be that he is one of the growing cast of chancers and crackpots who intends to nominate for the Senate if/when a fresh election is ordered.
Why can’t the Voice just stick with taking photos of its own staff in staged stunts, pulling amusing faces at the camera, like other independent newspapers?
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Their sister paper, Teh Chook, had a Socialist Alliance bloke in on Saturday.
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They did indeed. In said article ‘the bloke’, who shall be known henceforth as such, lamented being told “to go back to Russia”. Seems Buswell is not happy with “crackpot’ commies stalling his plans for roads.
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He wants Holden’s plants nationalised!
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The Holden Niva will restore the dignity of the glorious workers of the mighty Australian car manufacturing industry.
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Holden Laika.
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Holden Trabant.
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“misinformation about socialism and socialist objectives”.
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Go back to South Fremantle.
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That’s South Fremantle Soviet, Comrade.
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South Freo’s vibe is too beachside for communists, I think Hilton makes a far better Soviet Bloc with all that public housing stock.
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Yes, it is quite East Berlin isn’t it? And they would do well to build a Wall around it.
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