Category Archives: worst garden

sofas do furnish a lawn

No wonder Mr & Mrs Bento had to hurriedly move last year: Kelli papped this Mount Lawley furniture graveyard. Thanks Kelli. In other news just in, Cockster is banging on about Sexpo again: this ripped from the media release: “Penthouse … Continue reading

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Jungle Jobbie

Last post before Vietnam and the Deefock Supremacy. Now what image could transcend and even link East and West? How about this from Mike? A Carlisle outdoor bog with massed Cocos and sundry palms next door. As if the foreground … Continue reading

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Peppermint Grove – of Satan

A perfect essence of The Worst of Perth by Orbea. I believe it’s the first Peppermint Grove Worst too. (Later found to be Mosman Park) It’s even got the classic toilet bowl planter. Multi million dollar views for these cactus … Continue reading

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Regifting

No idea if this is working. No network connenection. Anyway, here’s an attempt. Ahh, Christmas. Umm, gifts. In Fitzroy Gardens near male prostitute toilets, a gift from the residents of Lambeth UK, in gratitude for food sent during the war. … Continue reading

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Put out the light, then put out the light

Former display home on Benara Rd. An exquisitely classic Perth Worst by Orbea. I prefer it now to what it would have looked like when new. I love it. If I owned it, this is exactly how I’d want it.

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Last night, I dreamt I went to Manderley again

“Today I drove from the corner of Russell Rd and Pearce Rd, a distance of 2.5 kms to the corner of Wattleup and Postans Rd. I photographed the cocos as I went…”. And with that Du Maurier like phrase, EV … Continue reading

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The Ghost Hoodie

Hazel, despite having lived in Victoria Park for several months, has only just realised that the quiet dude with the hoodie always sitting in the garden isn’t real. Sometimes someone sits with him. Sometimes he wears the hat and sunnies … Continue reading

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Temple of Tut

Both The Basstard and Cimbali sent a photo of this place this week, (this is the ‘tard’s shot). If the outside is baffling, what about the temple inside? Some kind of Cocos sacrificing ceremony? Bayswater. Haven’t had to use the … Continue reading

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Ant Music

Purple Wyrm (who sent in the awesome toilet porn) sent this to me a while ago from King William Street Bayswater. The his and hers teal whellbarrows are nice too.

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Weekend Worstoff 116

I have a dim memory of this being sent before, but a garden with several concrete aboriginals is worth another look. From Brendan H.Speaking of already worsted, let me thank the 8 people who have sent me the Greens and … Continue reading

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