Regifting

No idea if this is working. No network connenection. Anyway, here’s an attempt.

Ahh, Christmas. Umm, gifts. In Fitzroy Gardens near male prostitute toilets, a gift from the residents of Lambeth UK, in gratitude for food sent during the war. And the gift is…a miniature Tudor village. Would have been nice to have been at the opening of the parcel. “We sent them all our foodscraps and bacon rinds and the cunts send us a miniature fucking village?! Should have let them starve.

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9 Responses to Regifting

  1. Bento says:

    Don’t fuck with the Lambethians. You won’t be warned again.

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  2. pete says:

    Tudor village? I could have sworn that was a scale model of the old Yanchep Sun City. Isn’t that King Neptune in the background of the second photo?

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  3. The Bartender's skills with a Manhatten says:

    I’m not adverse to minature buildings per se. Just ones that look as if they had been run up in 15 minutes with duct tape, milk cartons and magic markers.

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  4. Nathan Stewart says:

    Ha! this is great, I live around the corner of Vauxhall park where these minatures have been sitting neglected near a footpath for years, they’ve recently been doing up the park and must have found a better use for them than throwing them out..

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  5. The Legend 101 says:

    Why dont your guys shop in shops not at Gardens you dumb idiots and Dont Swear on here its not very nice and it could get morderated and picked up.

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