Category Archives: worst food

Desserts of The Gods

Since the Food of The Gods was so popular, and I didn’t have space for all the culinary offerings of Perth’s B listers, I thought I better have another post with the desserts of the gods circa 1980. Sir Richard … Continue reading

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Food of The Gods

A wonderful, wonderful worst from Peter from what must be 30 plus years ago? What different times they were, when Sam Kronja ruled weather, Peter Waltham parked the news, and Eoin Cameron was, err, the most popular thing on ABC … Continue reading

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Apple and Eve

Open letter to New Zealand apple producers. PLEASE devastate our local apple industry. West Australian apple producers and sellers are relying on bogus protectionism to continue serving up fifth rate apples to Perth consumers. We are begging for fantastic New … Continue reading

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More pride of Kelmswegia

Finally touching the bottom of Slaadi’s trawl through Kelmscott show. Yes that’s a cake praising the City of Armadale. I hope the judges panned it for its excessive brown nosing. I would have gone for “Fuck off Alannah.” I’m not … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 111

Any bogan speakers out there? Surely they can’t mean “impressive” with a lisp? From Jen.And Daniel sent one from Kobe Japan. Hunts Manwich with sloppy joe sauce. And Pete F loves the thought of a view of sand. And Meccano … Continue reading

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Gagging for it.

From Matsuo from the Wesley precinct, where all those Elmos hang out. I wonder if they were there today in 43 degree heat. This reminds me of a pavement pizza I saw in the snow of Beijing which was obviously … Continue reading

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My Sweet Goon

My sweet goon (gurur brahma) My sweet goon (krishna krishna) Outrage Cohen reports from the Lagos of Perth, Guildford where kiddies are now cutting their fruity lexia with orange fruit cup. That’s two fruitys in the same drink. Hooo-eee! That … Continue reading

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Drunk Highway

Outrage Cohen snapped this one on a Shenton park bus stop. Not quite as arresting as finding THIS at a bus stop, but a great worst nonetheless. “Redder than our nearest competitors”? Sounds a bit like “Never mind the quality, … Continue reading

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Nougat Lamb – of Satan

And did not Satan see Jesus as The Lamb? Did he not shew him the way of the lamb until on that cross did Gang A’glae? And then Satan saw too late, no lamb was he, but The Lion of … Continue reading

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