Nougat Lamb – of Satan

And did not Satan see Jesus as The Lamb? Did he not shew him the way of the lamb until on that cross did Gang A’glae? And then Satan saw too late, no lamb was he, but The Lion of Judah? A nougat Lion of Judah? The lazy Aussie explaining to Cookster how Jesus was Bob Marley.

Curious saw and snapped this at Mondo Nougat in the Swan Valley. Not at  Mondo Bizarro C? A lamb (?) sculpted by Satan himself. Can’t you just feel the eeeeeevil pouring through that flimsy plastic? This is the most sinister confectionary I’ve seen since Sexpo left town. Evil. Eeeeeeevil.


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26 Responses to Nougat Lamb – of Satan

  1. David Cohen says:

    “Try the Mondo brand. I think you will like it.”


  2. Cookster says:

    Funny we should have moved on to confectionary, because I’m just about to email you some examples of NZ product that has been springing up in the aisles of IGA stores in recent times.

    I first noted this phenomena at the IGA in Margaret River, now the Kiwis have got their own stand at IGA Wembley.

    On a further ethnic note, the IGA at City Beach – truly a ‘worst of’ shopping complex – is full of Seff Efrican fare. Boerwars and biltong out of every orifice… and most of the staff sport that clipped ‘excent’ that made Tony Grieg such a well loved sporting commentator.


  3. CB One says:

    Is IGA City beach worse than IGA Leederville? Leedy has to be the worst IGA in all of Perth.


  4. Cookster says:

    CB One, the IGA itself is pretty damn good – apart from a mediocre range of veg, it’s well stocked, clean, wide aisles etc.

    But the shopping centre is one of those 1970s arcades and half the strip shopping area is derelict.

    But like all things worst, the fact that it sits atop a prime hill in City Beach overlooking the ocean is a source of fascination. Shopping there makes me feel like tourist.

    Agree about Leedy, it used to be my local for some time. Shocking deli section.

    Will secure pics on the weekend.


  5. Snuff says:

    Cookster needed to have that explained, TLA ? I like him on a pogo stick, myself.


  6. Bill O'Slatter says:

    As usual , impeccable and faultless theology LA. The edible Rasta baby lamb of Jesus indeed. As for IGA , 9 P.M. closing will make sure that they are a Past Wurst.


  7. Nora says:


    Millions of little members of the worldwide F.F.A. (Future Followers of the Antichrist) have finally learned how to find a certain part of their lower anatomy and quickly touch it while dancing – thanks to Michael Jackson, the highest paid Lower Anatomy Toucher of all time! Special thanks also go to the Jesus-bashing, Hell-bound Hollywood moguls who were just as quick to see higher profits in lower anatomies! [Just saw this opinion on the web. Other grabby items on MSN, Google, etc. include “Separation of Raunch and State,” “David Letterman’s Hate, Etc.,” “Tribulation Index becomes Rapture Index,” and “Bible Verses Obama Avoids.” – something for everyone!]


  8. satay steve says:

    So, how much did the lamb cost?


    • curious says:

      you know steve it never occurred to me to look.

      i was more interested in taking a photo without being seen and judge as some kind of ovine pervert.

      they do do good nougat though.


  9. JaneZ says:

    IGA Carlisle. Worst.IGA.Ever.


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