My Sweet Goon

My sweet goon (gurur brahma)
My sweet goon (krishna krishna)

Outrage Cohen reports from the Lagos of Perth, Guildford where kiddies are now cutting their fruity lexia with orange fruit cup. That’s two fruitys in the same drink. Hooo-eee! That bladder is sucked as dry as a nun’s nightie. More goon baggery. Surely the end of days? Or perhaps a view to a kill? Reminds me a little of the undies exploded by Passion pop. Outrage uses the Cookster method of getting the subject out of focus, but fortunately a severe unsharp mask did the trick.

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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34 Responses to My Sweet Goon

  1. rolly says:

    There’s a mob of deros who hang about the Scabs ‘Amphitheatre” area that could show these guys a thing or two.
    Permanently pissed and possibly affected by other illicit chemical substances, they live on the street and keep all their worldly goods in a shopping trolley, rabbit included.

    Their decline in health over the last year has to be seen to be appreciated.

    Stirling Council has publicly acknowledged their presence, but in several years of debate, has not yet come to a decision over what, or if, action should be taken.

    Expeditious; like their planning approvals.

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  2. David Cohen says:

    Fuck you: that was taken at speed while being walked by a mad Labrador.

    The rapture is near and I can hear Conquest’s hoofsteps around the corner in Stirling Park.

    I like the Lagos comparison: a good milieu for antique dealers.

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  3. A burnt out hotel would fit in well in Lagos. You wold need a lot more crackpot christians though.

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  4. Curious, your Tshirt has arrived.

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  5. Onanist says:

    Masking the complex medium sweet characters of the fruity lexia with cordial?

    Fucking soft cocks!

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  6. G'day from WA says:

    Another politely placed goon bag cushion for those with delicate arses.

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  7. Ljuke says:

    Is that red cordial? If so, it’s kind of like a vodka and red bull for deroes.

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  8. The Legend 101 says:

    Ljuke your right the worst drink is possibly redbull,mother or V and that powerade gee my friend drinks tones of that stuff and eats lots of gum and she wakes up at 12pm on the weekend and never leaves her ipod or computer bad hey. She eats 5 gum nearly every day or like 4 days a week.

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