10 Christmases Down

Can it really be ten worst Christmases?  The Poor Lisas and Bag O’Turnips and many others seem to have been and gone too quickly. Come back. To the many overseas worst providers, may your autofocus never be distracted by an irrelevant object close to the lens. 

To the future cunts, *sigh* welcome. To those of the past we miss you all.(except that one knobhead who got banned.) Tafecuntz? Well let federal funding sort them out. 

It has been a worthwhile journey no? Love youse pigs. 

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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19 Responses to 10 Christmases Down

  1. rottobloggo says:

    Mry Xms cunts!

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    • Reign of Error says:

      We wish you a merry syphilis
      We wish you a merry syphilis
      We wish you a merry syphilis and a bout of gonorrhoea
      HO HO HO!!!

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  2. Bento says:

    Especially Poor Lisa.

    Merry Xmas youse all.

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  3. Shazza says:

    Poor Lisa lurks from time to time, Im sure.
    We miss you PL.
    Have a satisfactory day one and all.

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    • I wish Bag O’Turnips was still around. I took a picture of a Nissan Navara limo today that I think he would have liked.

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      • Bag O'Turnips says:

        Hi TLA, Outrage and everybody else: Merry Christmas! (or whatever else floats thy boats of beliefs or lack of thereof).

        Still about, just kind of dropped away during a crap period of time, but just looked at TWOP from outside sometimes for a while, even as things eventually got better and better in life. I had almost forgotten how much I had enjoyed this blog back until I’d recently caught up on all the old posts. I’m happy to come back to the fold… thanks for thinking of me. I’ll keep my eyes peeled for automotive monstrosities marauding our roads, amongst other things that are either such wastelands for the spirit, or have that certain element that captures that Perthian essence, whatever that is. Or both.

        Anyway, the photo you’ve posted here recalls for me the recent-ish thing for condensing words into three or four letters, and how whomever had come up with this hadn’t entirely thought out the possible interpretations that people may bestow upon them, especially when used in a public sphere, such as sign writing for businesses. Recent—now vanished, and myself being not so prescient or active on TWoP to take pictures—signs for “Stay Strong” bike store in Midland as “STY SRG” and “The Supplements Store” in Bedford shortened to “THE SUPP STR”. The former suggests “sty sergeant”, while the former reads like suppository with a few letters missing.

        Was it a bunch of meatheads trying to co-opt the whole hipster aesthetic, and at that the version that’s been macerated and steeped through marketing hacks with a penchant for a handwritten-in-pencil style po-mo font with shit kerning?

        Good to be back again!

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    • rottobloggo says:

      Does TL101 also lurk? I miss that little guy :-(

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  4. Sir Bill International says:

    Let us remember all those who forgot and cannot be mentioned, and in particular King Pig himself, Mr Grog Hoggy. Merry Xmas to you and yours.

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  5. JaneZ says:

    Worthwhile and very much appreciated. Merry Christmas to you all. x

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  6. Hugh Jass says:

    “Merry Christmas,’ cunt’s”

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  7. bonez56 says:

    “Merry Christmas,’ you”se cunt’s”

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  8. Zuben says:

    By the waters of babylon …
    Where we sat down and wept …
    Where we sat down and wept …
    When we remembered zion !

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  9. Bunbarian says:

    Seasons greetings from daan saarth.

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  10. mancey says:

    I see the legend 101 got a shout out in the comments, GOAT

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