Category Archives: Uncategorisable Worsts

Sunday Morning Coming Up

By Brownbook. Northbridge. Is it chunder or a simple case of say it don’t spray it?

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Leeuwin hepcats left out in the cold

“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a town I’d better get out of.” The Gene Krupa in Augusta Story. A brave attempt to drag Augusta into the 1930s seems to have failed if the for lease signs at Augusta … Continue reading

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we interrupt our regular programming

Shadow health minister Andrew McDonald accused the government of not introducing the leading run-scorer in the tournament. During 12 years in business on William Street in Paddington, Andrew McDonald has watched the retail tides ebb and flow. Union president Sgt. Andrew … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 166

Michael Sutherland Mt Lawley.Lucky Star saw this clown in Wangara. Just putting the words clown and Wangara together is worthy. Natalia Fan#1 liked the sinister black glove on the board, perhaps showing why they need a standup workshop at Wembley … Continue reading

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Basket weaving – Free

Tableaux week apparently. Marvellous worst by Matt. Basket weaving free. Japanesers won’t even have to Cambio any yen to experience this motherfucker. Free basket weaving! There’s another kind by the way? While I’m still chortling (that’s North of the river … Continue reading

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One World Cuisine

OK, you want to implement one world government, but can’t afford the black helicopters and the rents in The Hague, so you settle for one world cuisine in Tuart Hill, only to find one world cuisine has already been implemented … Continue reading

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Red Dog

Yes, they are exercising their dog. Slip road behind Wet Coast Highway. By Ben. This is not dogging.

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Aromatherapy vs lobotomy

I will actually be in Freo this evening for some Worsting bizness. I might try my hand at a little street art therapy in Dockerland. The Eagles? Well they need psychosurgery. No lavender enema’s going to cure that shit.

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Cockington Dog

Salty Suzy sent in Freo Herald. Shouldn’t it be CockMantle? And Coincidentally (or not), Ruby Ruby sends in a list of Perth Dogging sites. I don’t know what dogging is, but whatever it is, High Wycombe? Really? (And I don’t … Continue reading

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Send no more flowers

The Colour H thought you might like this. There was some insinuation that this was TWOP readers’ preferred configuration. Including headless naked child. Obviously. Ross’ Salvage, erm Inglewood? Maylands?

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