Basket weaving – Free

Tableaux week apparently. Marvellous worst by Matt. Basket weaving free. Japanesers won’t even have to Cambio any yen to experience this motherfucker. Free basket weaving! There’s another kind by the way? While I’m still chortling (that’s North of the river loling) Matt pulls out a hastily stencilled walk of tools, featuring John Bono Butler who shits me, on High Street which also also shits me! If you think I’m going out of my way to pick on tired, dirty, ideas bankrupt, bogus, crappy, Nepalese hat wearing, tandem riding, shoe eschewing, knobhead central Fremantle, then you’d be right. How could it have been allowed to turn into such a shithole? It can’t all be the Dockers’ fault. Could it?

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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143 Responses to Basket weaving – Free

  1. RubyRuby says:

    Stencilling obviously done by someone with dreadlock obscured vision, I’m trying to determine whether it was done by someone using stilts, or was it someone on a unicycle?

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  2. The Legend 101 says:

    So what, You just take a basket and they weive it for you?

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  3. langhorne says:

    FIFO- fly-in fly-out? (Bloody miners!)

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  4. skink says:

    I like the way that the ‘Boulevard of B-List’ meanders side to side, possibly so it can be enjoyed by Friday night drunks as they stagger home.

    unless of course it was created by drunks as they staggered home

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  5. skink says:

    in unrelated news…

    some magnificent worsts from Gaddafi’s palace. The golden mermaid with boozies could grace any Perth garden:

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/gallery/2011/aug/25/libyan-gaddafi-mansions-in-pictures#/?picture=378264822&index=0

    and I also see that Lannie McT is going to run for Mayor of Vincent (Gateway to Dog Swamp)

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  6. poor lisa says:

    The consensus among my freo friends is it’s Notre Dame’s fault not the poor Dockers.

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  7. Lucky Star says:

    How nice of someone to try to emulate the Hollywood stars in Freo. Is that a piss stain on the footpath next to JBT’s star? Soak in that vibrancy.

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  8. Tom says:

    Freo’s in terminal decline, but the biggest it has is the urban planners up and down Stirling Highway. Just block all entrances and exits to the highway between Eric St and Bayview Tce already you fools.

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  9. Pete says:

    Perhaps the reason parts of Freo have become so shitty is the influence of the member for Bussleton. I mean Bussleton’s been fucked ever since the marine centre closed. Who wouldn’t have wanted to drive for two hours to look into a couple of corro tanks with a demented shark doing laps?

    Oh, & the new arrivals – from yangebup etc. For that I blame the Christmas party buses in 2007/2008, exposing drunken cunts to somewhere other than Gosnells tavern.
    rant over.

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  10. Pete says:

    Oh dear, I am at a certain team based event involving the Hobart dockers. They just played video & sounds of fireworks. Oooh.

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