Aromatherapy vs lobotomy

I will actually be in Freo this evening for some Worsting bizness. I might try my hand at a little street art therapy in Dockerland. The Eagles? Well they need psychosurgery. No lavender enema’s going to cure that shit.

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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51 Responses to Aromatherapy vs lobotomy

  1. Pete says:

    I always thought football supporters were a little bit retarded. Was convinced of it after I tried to book tickets yesterday via the cunts at ticketsomething. Only the committed would persevere through that. I gave up in the end, sorry my visitors, you’ll have to be special somewhere else.


  2. Rolly says:

    Eagles and Dockers supporters are more realistically a basis for psychiatry research, together with all sports fans who rarely, if ever, actually get involved, or, dare I mention such a thing, actually participate.


  3. poor lisa says:

    What’s wrong with dogging your opponents’ mothers?


  4. langhorne says:

    Any supporter of AFL needs examining.


  5. Barnabe Googe says:

    Psychosurgery requires a brain which would be the main reason Dockers supporters would be ineligible for that option. Given they are used to having objects inserted into their rectum by every visiting team – I think the enema is a wise choice. The elephant in the room is that Abdul is most likely a xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx brainwashing these poor footy supporters.


  6. NF#1 says:

    Somehow fit with the title of this post … any other fans of Perth’s latest pop sensation, Vee?


  7. The Legend 101 says:

    Dockers,Shockers! sorry to anyone who supports them.


  8. Russell Wolfe's Lovechild says:

    Presumably the lab rats were too smart for whatever is being proposed, hence the need to use football supporters. If this is correct, why wouldn’t you use Collingwood supporters? (Answer below)
    A: Because their parole officer would have had to read it to them.


    • The Legend 101 says:

      No i do not suport collingwood i go for The Eagles!, Anyway most of the Collingwood supports are drunk bogans (Sorry If thats sterotyping) so thats why they dont use them R.S.L.


  9. Apparently tonnes of Pilbara Red Dirt are being dumped outside Yartz centre today. Need photo.


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