Category Archives: Uncategorisable Worsts

Bento and the dancing queen

My formative booty-shaking years were spent at the Loft, so I dance like I’m looking for a contact lens. Is this how dubsteppers get their groove on? Claremont.  By Jenn H.

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cycle instead

Guildford.

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Outrage Sunday 57 not long now

The Worst of Perth can reveal Swallow – aka Madkuntz, aka Knobgoblins, aka Spitz – will open Sunday, July 1 (which is also Canada Day). How did we get this world scoop? We called Zoe and identified ourselves as a … Continue reading

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Faux

Jaydyn Jaxxon was enraged by faux brick on Vincent. Tim D was confused by faux wood in Subiaco. I wonder what the Manhattes barkeep would make of these materials. These are the stuff of Perth. Maybe throw in some mini-orb … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 56 Diamond Jerbilee

Mr Gawber was asleep. He had the elderly commuter’s habit of being able to sleep without shifting position; sleep took him and embalmed him lightly like a touch of sadness he would soon shake off. He was dreaming of having … Continue reading

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Print is dead

Ljuke found this offering “on his verge” (aka in his toilet). The dvd was ripped out, leaving the print mags behind. Maybe servo porn buyers don’t even know what a printed item is nowdays. And btw, “Viagra Falls”? In Basso? … Continue reading

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Lollipop Training

A wonderful worst from Cookie via Sarah D. Lollipop training in Albany. “Sandra! did I say slow?! WELL DID I?” Just fantastic.

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Tapas

By Poiyter. Location not given. For real confusion they should have gone Gillard Reinhart. New Asia Beat today too.

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Outrage Sunday 55 chicen à la Greacque

What could be more delicious than a Greak salad by the side of an alfresco ham sandwich after an entree of sizzling chicen tofu vol-au-vents with a “variety of” flatbreads all washed down with some eau de dogging toilette? Je … Continue reading

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Beaconsfield Nips

Rare nipped version. By Cimbali. Beaconsfield.

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