Category Archives: Uncategorisable Worsts

amused but confused

Golden Rule #8 for young reporters: read the archives before you file. That might have saved Inside Cover in today’s West some egg on face. The reporter is “amused but confused” by a strange boat on the Swan earlier this … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 85 Geo-Engineering

This is the perfect architectural design for our troubled times. You surveil the sheople through your toughened-glass slit while the invisible tinfoil on the palm tree deflects guv’mint attempts at thought control. This is somewhere on the fringes of south … Continue reading

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the inmates can’t wait

Thanks Johnny Charlie.

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bizarre twist in Rottnest murder case

Pair held over Rotto head, WAToady reports…”Isn’t that what the young people call ‘tea-bagging’?” Bento asks. This sick city.

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Outrage Sunday 84 they shoot horses, don’t they?

Perth train station VIBRANCY: my sources reveal this happened at the end of a dance marathon. Bennet Springs VIBRANCY: this is the real McCoy. Rottnest VIBRANCY: a scene from Syverton Bay, and it just makes me fonder of the beautiful … Continue reading

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Sacred

Yes, even the bird that shat on my sacred sticker. Even the shit itself. True story. By Dave P. Has a Fremantle feel to it.

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Collage a rock star

Bassendude claims there’s partial nudity in this marvellous collagement. He says it is next to the beer garden of the Amabssador Hotel. I didn’t know that the Basso Hotel was called the Embarrasador? Surely, as we have discussed, there has … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 83 social and cultural merits

There’s a shitstorm coming Alex Manfrin’s way – and deservedly so. The TantaMount Cards tycoon has upset a decent, law-abiding, respectable citizen with one of his “products“… “Dear Sir/Madam, On my visit to XXXXXXX bookshop yesterday, I came across a … Continue reading

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Mong On

Cigarette burnt nips in Ulaan Baatar Mongolia by TTBR aka Grandmaster Flange. (I think, although that doesn’t sound right.)

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he lives near the UERN

…but why should we care? Clumsy language from the Public Transport Authority. I was grateful to learn of impending track work near Casa Cohen (although the light-sleeping Krazy Kym will be fretful) and appreciated the promise to make as little … Continue reading

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