Author Archives: rottobloggo

Dirty work

Posted on March 14, 2016 by rottobloggo

“As good as the Royal Show!” That was the only thing missing from this excellent article in today’s paper of record. And it’s good to know there are “glimmers of light” in the construction industry. Mr Kerry Stokes’ Seven Group … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 239 excellent article

Posted on March 13, 2016 by rottobloggo

Keep moving. You don’t want to be like the Abandoned Sauce Sachet of life.         No sauce needed on breakfast: a superb cured rodentia with pis-glazed wild mushroom in a formic jus. Mmmmmm so special.     Excellent: as … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 238 smoth sailing

Posted on March 6, 2016 by rottobloggo

On Rotto. The mainland was getting too scary.      Don’t tell me what things aren’t. Tell me what they are. Apart from a family who had their bikes thrown off the jetty by some drunken yobbos, it’s been smoth sailing … Continue reading →

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shit happened

Posted on March 3, 2016 by rottobloggo

Driver’s log! David ‘Jezza’ Bell strikes again. Man, I bet Bento is relieved teh Voice wasn’t around when he had his nocturnal poo outside the CBD pub.

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Outrage Sunday 237 Teh Rapture

Posted on February 28, 2016 by rottobloggo

Like a thief in the night, and daylight! The Rapture started on Friday. “The heavens will pass away with a great noise, and the elements will melt with vibrant heat; both the earth and the works that are in it … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 236 smoke a cone

Posted on February 21, 2016 by rottobloggo

I’m sure they don’t mean a traffic cone, either. It is one of the fragrances of the beautiful harbour city, along with sheep shit, patchouli, hair oil, exhaust fumes, suppurating tuck pointing, burnt coffee, and the roistering sizzle of cunac … Continue reading →

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unapposed

Posted on February 15, 2016 by rottobloggo

Teh WAToady on the spot with teh politics. What’s the latest on Alannah v teh SDTT? Wouldn’t it be a hoot if the Train Queen ran in Midland, where Michelle Roberts has a 0.1 per cent margin! Ms Harvey has … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 235 all good

Posted on February 14, 2016 by rottobloggo

I was moved by this scene (which I reported in Teh Post): a house on its way to Wembley, stuck in Cottesloe’s Hawkstone Street. The movers were not expecting lamp posts to be so close to the road. I hope … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 234 shambles 

Posted on February 7, 2016 by rottobloggo

So much depends  Upon An orange feature Wall Glazed with Winnie Blue Above the white Bogans. PS: Perth is a shambles ! 

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goldfish

Posted on January 28, 2016 by rottobloggo

Are goldfish allowed to sell children? Why would the goldfish allow the child to be in the car before the transaction had been completed? Did the goldfish put the child on Gumtree? What did the father father? Surely the goldfish … Continue reading →

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