Author Archives: AHC McDonald

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

Shoes of the fisherman

I’m not sure whether you’d be best catching some “milfs” on a lure or baited hook. Banana cake burley? Pete F. Maylands.  

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Whizzinator

Ed T sees a used urine simulator kit in Northbridge. I usually get the Latino myself, but newbie mistake… On the other hand, WOT FUCK? Latino? Syringes? Heat pads? $189? HEAT PADS? 

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Coot Amore

I really thought this shop was celebrating Coot Culture. It was after all Subiaco, where old coots and buffers have managed to kill off any life in their own suburb. If they are about to die, why should these young … Continue reading

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Of the Garter

Normally one would expect a soiled gstring, a drained magnum of green ginger wine and some blood as part of this Coode Street tableau. Maybe there is the perfect match? 

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Chinese style

I fear that the “Aussie Menu” once found in all Chinese restaurants is no more. Chinese state run conglomerates are buying up Aussie Chinese menus and bending them to their will. Fillet steak comes from the barrel of a gun. … Continue reading

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Flush me a river

Kalamunda trying harder with its dunnies. Too hard? Too soon? Doodle fish over the dryer a nice touch. I guess it’s aspirational deep sewes for septic tank lovin’ K town. No French drain is going to run as well as this. … Continue reading

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Atlantic Wall

You know, this wouldn’t really stop me. PCEC suggests a sternly laminated sign, possibly two would need to be deployed to turn back the more determined excretors.  

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Self harm

Can someone finally tell me. Do Greens & Co. Graffiti their own sign? Are they actually called & Cock? What’s the cock deal? I have had their sign sent to me about 29 times in the past years. I believe … Continue reading

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Raise the John Forrest

From the dunnies at the tavern in the John Forrest National Park. Perhaps the bumpkin turn of phrase comes from the majestic Cussler collection the tavern maintains? Largest in the southern hemisphere I’ve heard.  I’d go for the Harold Robbins … Continue reading

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Let a thousand Fords bloom

Bedford.  

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