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“A Rolls Royce with no engine might as well be the world’s most expensive begonia pot.”
–Stephen King
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The Ford is without a wherefor—it blooms because it blooms.
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That’s po-vi—right there.
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Ford Escort panel van…………colloquially known as a ‘Pygmy Rooter’
In Bedford no less. The van irony of it all
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Much of a muchness – Ford and Bedford.
Shitty wagons, all of them.
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There’s a Capri next to it if you prefer.
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I’ll leave that to The Professionals
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They were always “tooling around” in one.
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“The Bullshitters”
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I had a V-Capri for a while – a bloody 4cylinder disaster.
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Junior Jab Cab from my side of the fence.
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Now that IS art. If you aren’t questioning yourself after that it is time to get the hell out of Bedford.
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She-Ra will get there before you do, and next thing it’s “Public Art”, complete with bush, out the front of the train station.
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She ra, bush, out the front of the train station.
Heh heh
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Ashes to ashes, Rust to rust.
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I remember it wll. One year to the day after the nukes hit us. No country for old Fords
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What about no fords for old cunts?
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Works for me, I’ve got a Hilux. And I’ll do as you suggest and tell the missus she’s not getting a Ford.
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Why would she pay 5 grand more for a Ford anyway? You don’t want to get into “the dumb cunt bought a jeep” territory.
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For a start she can fit more of the family in a Ford 350 pickup tray so the dogs can sit in the front and you can get a decent conversation. Hasn’t been the same since the Staffy x Bully nicked off with my Tojo and raybans. Try getting spare parts for a Jeep in Halls Creek when you need them.
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Hmmmmmm……Escort with a big bush. Calls for a fresh investigation into the 1975 Shirley Finn case. Mere coincidence???
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They should use that in an ad….something like, “still growing strong after all these years”.
That should send the sales of plumbago escalating at the local nursery.
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