Whizzinator

Ed T sees a used urine simulator kit in Northbridge. I usually get the Latino myself, but newbie mistake…

On the other hand, WOT FUCK? Latino? Syringes? Heat pads? $189? HEAT PADS?



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20 Responses to Whizzinator

  1. Reign of Error says:

    End of trip golden shower facilities

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  2. GivDBird says:

    the fuck?

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    • What exactly…is it?

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      • juantrak says:

        Wiki says it’s a “a product intended to fraudulently defeat drug tests”. It contains a false penis, thus the need to select the correct skin tone.
        Remember, it can highly embarrassing to flop out a small white dick during urine tests, when you’re an African-American.
        I wonder what they make the synthetic urine out of? That’d lend itself to all kinds of fraud, wouldn’t it!
        Kind of reminds me of the old joke about the drug test.
        “I just found out I passed my drug test with flying colours.
        My dealer has some explaining to do”.

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      • GivDBird says:

        mining burst

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  3. Rolly says:

    ALS ???

    Don’t our darker skinned cousins get the piss taken out of them enough as it is ?

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  4. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    See – that is how it is done Subiaco.

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  5. Orbea says:

    Just around the corner from Police HQ

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  6. Isn’t it racist not having Asian style? And do you pay more for the black? More manufacturing and materials? Is there a prosemite kit too?

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  7. BSWAM says:

    I can’t tell you how many times I’ve wondered if it was possible to obtain fake pee for less than $200. In part because numbers don’t actually go that low.

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  8. Travis says:

    You can buy them from freosfinest.com

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