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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

There’s No Such Thing as Free Tofu

Posted on May 28, 2008 by AHC McDonald

SOAK: Sir! This beer has the taste of a kitchen sponge, the nutritional value of a lentil enema, the alcohol content of a fart in a bottle and the texture – er also very much like a kitchen sponge. I … Continue reading →

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Powerage

Posted on May 27, 2008 by AHC McDonald

[Asking to meet with Italian businessmen instead of government officials.] I want to talk to these people because they stay in power and you change all the time. Nikita Sergeyevich Khrushchev World Youth Day shirts now are now available in … Continue reading →

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Noo Yoik Days, Noo Yoik Nights

Posted on May 26, 2008 by AHC McDonald

In dress, habits, manners, provincialism, routine and narrowness, he acquired that charming insolence, that irritating completeness, that sophisticated crassness, that overbalanced poise that makes the Manhattan gentleman so delightfully small in his greatness. O. Henry First time submitter Ant was … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 7

Posted on May 24, 2008 by AHC McDonald

The Lazy Aussie Live! – Brian Burke Ringtone – Team America goes down. – Free Beer I will be performing in the The Conservation Council Great Debate on Thursday Week 5th of June. The topic is that Green is the … Continue reading →

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Roof 2K

Posted on May 23, 2008 by AHC McDonald

How often have I lain beneath rain on a strange roof, thinking of home. William Faulkner A nice first submission from Turf. Turf says… I have driven past this one for years, and wonder if the sign has been left … Continue reading →

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Computer Century

Posted on May 22, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Tell me what you feel in your room when the full moon is shining in upon you and your lamp is dying out, and I will tell you how old you are, and I shall know if you are happy. … Continue reading →

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Up Skirt

Posted on May 20, 2008 by AHC McDonald

“Behold, I am against thee, saith the LORD of hosts; and I will discover thy skirts upon thy face, and I will shew the nations thy nakedness, and the kingdoms thy shame.” God. Somewhere in the bible. (I’m not sure … Continue reading →

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Green Coffee

Posted on May 19, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Thank you for your coffee, seignor. I shall miss that when we leave Casablanca. –Ingrid Bergman (Ilsa Lund) Casablanca Do I have to create a new category of “worst rinsing of the coffee maker” in the office? I don’t want … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 6

Posted on May 17, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Four international worsts for Weekend Worstoff 6. Firstly a shot I took in Beijing. Don’t laugh, the Folk Music Club is in even worse shape. Mazarina sent in a nice worst from her trip to the Himalayas. I came for … Continue reading →

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