The Lazy Aussie Live! – Brian Burke Ringtone – Team America goes down. – Free Beer
I will be performing in the The Conservation Council Great Debate on Thursday Week 5th of June. The topic is that Green is the New Black. (ah fuck). Unfortunately I am on the affirmative team. (AH FUCK!) What the hell am I going to say? Seriously give me something. Anything.
Date: WORLD ENVIRONMENT DAY, Thursday 5th June 2008.
Time: 8pm (Doors open 7pm with meals available from Charles Hotel)
Where: Comedy Lounge, Charles Hotel, 509 Charles St, North Perth
Further information: For tickets or further information contact the Council at firstname.lastname@example.org or (08) 9420 7266
Perhaps you can ask for more information on why they chose such a crappy topic?
Here’s something from a time when I did know what to say.
As a special treat I have crafted youse all the coolest ring tone. With genuine audio from The Corruption and Crime Commission, I give you The Brian Burke Ringtone. Astound your friends when your phone says “Brian Burke speaking.” when someone calls. Davis Cohen has been testing it out and declares it a winner. You should be able to download the mp3 file through the link, then use your phone’s software to add it. I am not going to enter into installation instructions. It works. It’s fantastic.
In more sombre news, it seems that the Team America Van is no more. Last week I went past and saw that the rocket launchers and machine guns had been removed, and even more ominously, the van itself seems to be gone now. Vale Team, vale.
Haven’t visited Bret Treasure’s Free Beer site for a while. (he used to do an I hate The West site). He mostly does online marketing stuff, and he has an excellent photo of bad haircuts at Radio National. He also looks at the so called Wine Dominion, a half arsed attempt to market WA wine outside the Margaret River region. Bret looks mainly at the marketing strategy, but I was more taken with the shithouse logo. That may be two bandaids on a logo that looks like it’s been puked up. What a stinker. Worse even than Howing Wolves Wines.
Have a great weekend, and give me suggestions for Green is The new Black.