Author Archives: AHC McDonald

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

Bin It

Why is Michael Jackson speaking out against litter at Cottesloe? Or is he just teh garbage? It could also be a merman. Wouldn’t that eye make-up also pollute?

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Pacific Solution

I have had The Pacific Motel in Harold Street Highgate in my own photo waiting list for a long time, but since Poor Lisa also went out and shot it, I’ll use hers. She sent me this quite a while … Continue reading →

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Breasts and Dongers of WA Art

Since we will go past an amazing quarter of a million views today, here are some dongers and boozies from me, as a token of appreciation. Most will be familiar, but there are a couple of new ones thrown in. … Continue reading →

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Jimmy and Marilyn

Suggested by at least three people. The cake sign on Beaufort Street Inglewood. At least you can tell who they are. Seems like the wedding was in a war zone judging by Jimmy’s arm. Let’s hope this iconic sign will … Continue reading →

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Leprechaun Vomit

Lovely finds from Jordache at Cigarettejeans. Jordache says The sculptures are from up at Club Capricorn, Yanchep. This wasn’t even all of them! There were at least 4 others that were the Beatles and what I am assuming was Marilyn … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 5

Welcome to Weekend Worstoff 5. Jimbo sent this excellent guest worst from Bali. Ice Cold Piss. Would have made a far better slogan for this Swan Lager Tray I found recently. Ice Cold Piss, Australia’s international passport to drinking pleasure. … Continue reading →

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Mat Finish

The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid; and the calf and the young lion and the fatling together; and a little child shall lead them towards a Barina Berlina. It’s … Continue reading →

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Bad Gin 2

I should have had more faith in TWOP readers. Discussing an idiotic exchange between Troy Buswell and The National’s Grant Woodhams in Parliament, I began musing on what could have happened to the seemingly slightly lefty Mr Woodhams to turn … Continue reading →

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Creamed Crab

Creamed Crab would seem so very wrong if it wasn’t brought to you by ABBA. Creamed Crab by Bucks Fizz just wouldn’t sound appetising. The serving sugestion is to squeeze it out like a pallid dog turd. Thanks to Ljuke … Continue reading →

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Bad Gin

Since it’s still Troy Buswell week, I was very pleased that Rich sent in this excellent snippet from Hansard featuring Troy and the rather odd Grant Woodhams. “LEGISLATIVE ASSEMBLY – Wednesday 10 May 2006: Mr G.A. WOODHAMS: …Water is bottled … Continue reading →

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