Author Archives: AHC McDonald

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

Weekend Worstoff 9

A shot of me being funny at the comedy debate at The Charles Hotel and the rest of the entertainers. Thanks to the Conservation Council. I had forgotten what a delightfully dingy old hole The Charles was. Although the front … Continue reading →

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Pizza Showtime

“His face was a pizza pie, like you don’t get with delivery, only straight out of the oven, where the pepperoni is sizzling with fat, and you just know you’re gonna burn that spot right behind your front teeth.” Moonish … Continue reading →

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You’re a bum you’re a punk you’re an old slut on junk

“If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.” Dean Martin Again, I’m not sure what to say. I’m glad that the salt and vinegar might have put a bit of a lining on at least one stomach. I’m more of … Continue reading →

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SOLD OUT SOLD OUT

The Great Comedy Debate for World Environment Day is sold out, including those they were holding for the door so any of youse who were hoping to see The Lazy Aussie live and haven’t bought tickets, that’s teh cry. Sounds … Continue reading →

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Clean and Jerk

Sodabug sent me this months ago. Just getting to it now. Doing better than China. China only has 12 days of coal in reserve at any time. The Worst of Perth maintains a 30 day worst buffer. Hey Sodabug. That’s … Continue reading →

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Mighty Ducks

I’m not really sure what to say. Inglewood.

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I’m a Dickhead

Is this the level Perth’s graffiti has sunk to? No Hitler mo or glasses? Just white spraypaint and “I’m a dickhead”? Perhaps the young people of today don’t remember Hitler. Or glasses.

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Weekend Worstoff 8

I will be on RTRfm Wednesday morning at about 8:30 with Xavier for a little pre debate stoush, with peter Barr officiating. A reminder that the Great Comedy debate for World Environment Day will be held at the Charles Hotel … Continue reading →

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Young Hot and Aussie

Been a lot of controversy about Bill Henson’s nude photographs of 13 year olds. Perhaps it would have been better if the kiddies had covered up with these t shirts – except that these shirts would probably be far too … Continue reading →

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Coonskin Surprise

“I’ll beat him so bad he’ll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.” Muhammad Ali TWOP stalwart and notorious Rotto Bloggo heavy David “Fucking outrage” Cohen was having a break on Rottnest last week. In between rounds of mini-golf … Continue reading →

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