Author Archives: AHC McDonald

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

Lustre your blowhole

Posted on January 28, 2009 by AHC McDonald

This one disturbs like it’s 1999. I knew Lathlain would be the epicentre of this type of thing. I can get behind a Swingers Club in Maddington, but creating lustreware dolphin cups in Lathlain? Not on my watch. And I … Continue reading →

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No Stopping

Posted on January 27, 2009 by AHC McDonald

This was a premature OZ Day celebration from Bobby of Maylands, but I hope to have some more shots from the celebrations. Anyone who got shots of vomiting, fighting, or outdoor copulation, send them in, even  if involves you. I … Continue reading →

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Dosed

Posted on January 26, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Sorry not much of a post today. I believe my Howling Wolves wine was heavily spiked with octopus last night, so I was disinclined to get in front of the computer. I vaguely remember getting the inside oil on new … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 40

Posted on January 24, 2009 by AHC McDonald

As usual some Worsts from the wider world. Meccano saw these embryos with erections in a park in Footscray Melbourne. How very odd and very worst. Laser has also brought back some Shocking Asia from his recent China trip. This … Continue reading →

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The Hunch Drunk of Osborne Park

Posted on January 23, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Now Cookster is always trawling for links to The Perth Files, seeking to mould the city (and Freo) to his own sick metrocentric, beaver damming, round-housing, cork soaking agenda. “Improve the city”, “the good of the people” blah blah blah. … Continue reading →

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The Deception of Ms R.

Posted on January 22, 2009 by AHC McDonald

“We are never deceived; we deceive ourselves.” Goethe Boy that Goethe really knows his shit doesn’t he?  He could have been writing specifically about this worst.  Driver “Ms. R” has tried to disguise a broken wing mirror with a piece … Continue reading →

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Do you have The Kahunas (or even cohones?) to be West editor?

Posted on January 21, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Here’s the call to West Australian Staff to put up their hands for editor, as reported in The Content Makers. Can I say what a fucking outrage it is that I didn’t get this before Crikey Blogs from MEEAA mouthpiece … Continue reading →

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Your wife was just showing us her Klimt

Posted on January 20, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Mr. Melon, your wife was just showing us her Klimt. You too, huh? She’s showin’ it to everybody. – She’s very proud of it. – I’m proud of mine, too, but I don’t wave it around at parties. – Rodney … Continue reading →

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All time Most Popular Worsts

Posted on January 19, 2009 by AHC McDonald

I response to a question, here is the list of all time most popular Worsts as of January 2009. Big movers, Miss Nude has no Nipple and Patti Chong real or Hoax. Another fast mover is Perth Beer Fest Blows, … Continue reading →

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