Weekend Worstoff 40

As usual some Worsts from the wider world. Meccano saw these embryos with erections in a park in Footscray Melbourne. How very odd and very worst.

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Laser has also brought back some Shocking Asia from his recent China trip. This one from Shanghai. That is nice, although Laser it traditional for worst taking that you take a shot up the dress for this type of thing. Reminds a little of Eliza on The Swan except this statue has concrete clothes.

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And to continue the statitular theme, here is a memorial to New Zealand Labour leader Henry Holland. Did he specifically ask that his grave be adorned with arses and boozies? I suppose Labor parties are the same the world over. Amazing that he was able to carry on the fight against tyranny and oppression (and even unhappiness) with those genitals, but hey wasn’t an Australian Labor leader Bob Hawke also hung like a cashew?

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And an Engrish from Laser. Mmmmm.

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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6 Responses to Weekend Worstoff 40

  1. David Cohen says:

    Mmmmm, crad. Second only to tuba, in my book.

    Check out the size of Henry’s grapes, though.

    What does it say on the base of the Shangai Surprise?

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  2. Rolly says:

    Now. Either Mr. Holland’s pecker’s been pecked by birds (Rock Parrots?) or ladies from the Asian sub-continent have been treating it like a lingam and it’s been worn away by caresses and coconut milk.
    Apart from the strange antennae, the statue-in-a-dress could have been modeled on your average sporting Aussie Sheila.
    Crab guts in a dumpling? Nah, don’t think so, thanks.
    Tho’ it wasn’t so long ago that squid and occy were treated with disdain and used only for bait.

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  3. I read now that he was actually an Australian, born near Canberra, so it is another small Aussie not NZ appendage. He was also quite the rabble rouser, provoking strikes and violence, perhaps overcompensating for an eroded todger.

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  4. David Cohen says:

    Heroic champion of the masses!

    Defender of workplace justice!

    Friend of the worker!

    Guardian of the revolution!

    (But that’s enough about me…what about Henry??)

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  5. You need a couple of years in jail like Holland.

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  6. Snuff says:

    Excellent, and disturbing, as always, TLA.

    Avagoodweegend.

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