Author Archives: AHC McDonald

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

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Posted on January 19, 2009 by AHC McDonald

What happened to boat naming in perth? Was a time when even a twelve foot dinghy would have “Put out or get out” “Love thruster” or “Lethal Dose” written on the side. Nowadays all you get if Seacraft 347 and … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 39

Posted on January 17, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Snuff in Japan kindly sent me some Belmont Park shots. Belmont Park, Adachi-ku, Tokyo. that is. One of the results of our great sister city program, which has been as influential as The Colombo Plan. Snuff says… An inexplicable, yet … Continue reading →

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I’ve got sperm that jingle jangle jingle

Posted on January 16, 2009 by AHC McDonald

6 -6 7 8 I’ve got sperm that -8 7 -6 6 -6 7 jingle, jangel, jingle 7 -8 8 9 8 -9 8 7 -6 7 As I go riding merrily along. 6 -6 7 8 -8 7 And … Continue reading →

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West has New Boremaster

Posted on January 15, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Wanted to try for the magic 500 000 page views before I left work today, so a quick media rant. How often have we heard that blogs are parasites on legitimate newspapers? Lots of times. There is still apparently traction … Continue reading →

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Chunder Down Under (with notes)

Posted on January 15, 2009 by AHC McDonald

With this submission, I thought I’d lay out the process of getting a The Worst of Perth post up and running 6 or 7 days a week. It’s not all just stone boozies and Howling Wolves you know. 03:02 am. … Continue reading →

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I can already imagine the gaffa tape on your mouth

Posted on January 14, 2009 by AHC McDonald

This is a Canberra Worst From John M, but we have had Wicked on before (although for the life of me I can’t find the post). Usually the vans are decorated to fall just on the dumbarse side of offensive, … Continue reading →

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Don’t Bogart the Octopus

Posted on January 13, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Still it, goes down smooth when I get a clean hit Of the skunky funky octopus shit Sing my song, puff all night long As I take occy Hits from the bong… (Cypress Hill – Hits from a blue-ring) Another … Continue reading →

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Worst Below the Waterline

Posted on January 12, 2009 by AHC McDonald

They need sex like the infantry needs alcohol. (Das Boot) I was going to post this last week, but wanted to make sure I could acknowledge the taker of this fine picture, Stephen N. (Via Chris O). Yes it is … Continue reading →

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Perth Beer Fest Blows

Posted on January 11, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Stu sent me this as a very worthy worst,  the shambolic Perth Beer Festival but he covers the topic in more detail on his own blog, and even spots a fashion crime outside The Queens, where he more sensibly decides … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 38

Posted on January 10, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Was a nice week inPerth Worsts. The Chong conspiracy, wormholes in Moora and moor.  As is the tradition some worsts from the wider world for the weekend. Marjoriex thinks the person believed responsible for the Walrus sculpture in Morley has … Continue reading →

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