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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

Pasted like a maggot

Youse pigs were very down on Real estate agents the other day. Let me restore your faith. Bento sends these baffling pics that seem to be trying to confuse the Maylands dweller into thinking that they may actually be living … Continue reading

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Hey Kids!

Hey kids, I will be in China next week, so Outrage Cohen will be in the chair again from Saturday. I will post again from Tuesday the 7th of June. Internet access will be patchy, so I may not be … Continue reading

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Gin like no one knows you’re distilling

Two more things from Margaret River. In our accommodation, fake broken plates, as if they had come from the Sutton Hoo barrow and had to be pieced back together. The other one had something about “Love her like she is … Continue reading

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Cloud Toileting

Do we still hate Microsoft? I thought now you had to rail against Google or Apple or even Twitter. But look if we can now snap off a Darch straight to the cloud, them sign me up for Windows Vista … Continue reading

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Three songs of the sea

By Pete F. By EV. Even without the Gropper spelling, dolphin seafood just sounds a bit like Kangaroo pet meat to me.And by Jaidn-Jaxxon’s friend Ganondorf who spotted this guaranteed linkfail while at Trigg, the breakers rolling in across the … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 152

As a brief “not worst” to start, let me thank the dudes at Blackbox Design for some technical help. And for the heads up that WordPress can be an absolute bastard. Good to know. Paracleet is in Paris. Avenue Winston … Continue reading

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Rust on the Wang, Sun on the Stubble

Whoa, Pete F can really sniff out a publicly funded art donger. What can I do but serve them up? Pete F says, “Outside some collective shed & opposite Freo tafekuntz Sth Mole.”

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…and grease on his rod

A photo essay by Pete F, Exmouth. I had scheduled one by WAching, but I got a bit concerned that members of the “club” he was referencing wouldn’t appreciate it, so I chickened. This is nice though. One of the … Continue reading

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Root and Branch

You know, I’ve always believed that that a good idea for a blog would be “upside down pictures of trees that look like genitals. What do you think? I realise Snuff is going to immediately link me to such a … Continue reading

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The Willagee Horror

“Cocos palms, grass, and underbrush were whipped into a fury; and the frightened crowd near the Dance Collective headquarters in Winnacott Street Willagee, weakened by the lethal foetor, “the carpenter” they called “Teh Carps” that seemed about to asphyxiate them, … Continue reading

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