Cloud Toileting

Do we still hate Microsoft? I thought now you had to rail against Google or Apple or even Twitter. But look if we can now snap off a Darch straight to the cloud, them sign me up for Windows Vista right now. By Paul R, seen at mens room at Chancery House, The Esplanade. 

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12 Responses to Cloud Toileting

  1. The Legend 101 says:

    Windows Vista sucks, Windows Xp is hell better.


  2. rottobloggo says:

    I had a great system dump this morning.


  3. skink says:

    it’s a craptop


  4. WA_side says:

    “Hello, tech support”
    “Hi, I’m having difficulties with my system today”
    “Can you describe your issues in detail?”
    “I couldn’t get the printer functioning, although I could see there was a ready supply of paper, so I rebooted the system hoping that would help. Now the login screen won’t load and each time I try to power off, it just restarts instead.”
    “What hardware and operating system are you running?”
    “It’s a stand-alone Commod(or)e running Vista.”
    ” … (hysterical laughing in the background) …”
    ” … (sniggering subdues) … Sorry, your hardware is completely incompatible with your OS. We can’t fix your issues, but we suggest migrating to a newer model, and preferably a functioning OS, thanks for your call ….. (more laughing before the disconnection tone)”


  5. Telefon Tel Aviv says:

    The main server in Darch. My uncle says it takes an hour to log in. But he’s old.


  6. cobbler64 says:

    Clippy the paper clip pops up ” It looks like you’re taking a dump. Would you like help?”


  7. Lucky Star says:

    Is there anything Microsoft won’t put it’s name on?


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