By Nataliafan#1. Hard to tall if Contacio is still there. Google maps doesn’t show it at 156 West Coast Highway, but there are sites listing Scarborough nightlife with it as “popular with the young people.” Hard to believe that people flocked to hear this cobblers back in the day, but apparently they parked their Mercedes out the front and tapped their toes all night or til 10pm, whichever came first. Wouldn’t mind a tshirt of EL Bimbo. Which means the bimbo for all you uneducated pigs. But the main question is, has there ever been anyone, one single person, ever, who hasn’t referred to the place as Cunt-acio? If you know anyone who hasn’t, call now. 1800-cuntacio.
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Gods, I went here back in the day. For a sedate mother’s day lunch in the 1990s (or late ’80s).
I can’t recall why, but the old Channel 9 news reader, Anne Conti(?), springs to mind. Did her family supply their wines?
I am so glad you made these images clickable. Now I can relive the horrors of old Perth.
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The invite run, “See youse up The Cunt mothers day.”?
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“shall we have drinks?”
“we’ve just opened the bottle, let the Cunt breathe”
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Contacio sounds like a Spanish venereal disease
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A Walk in The Black Forest. What’s that a euphemism for?
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Well it’s after the Griechischer wien ( Greek wine ) and the plaisirs d’amour.
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plaisirs d’amour would be “flaps of love”? Only in Marseilles of course.
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wein? What has Vienna to do with this?
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I believe what was known as a A Walk in The Black Forest in the seventies became a Dirty Sanchez sometime around 1987
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No, that was 1991: in 1987 people were talking about French Kissing, because of the America’s Cup.
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And fluffy ducks were the mojitos of 1987. Speaking of mojitos, limes at $37 a kilo at Supa (N)IGA must really be hurting mojito and daiquiri drinkers.
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I’m off to the backyard – I’m a limionaire!
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The limes on my tree are just babies. I need limes now.
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Bag of limes will be on my desk by midday.
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And your desk would be..? Just out of interest. No real reason.
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Near these classics although it is possible they could roam out to Belmont & across to Maylands/Bayswater. Likes ’em some miles do limes.
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And I suppose with CHOGM on security would be pretty tight at your office right?
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subi to belmont?
impressive.
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the one with the limes – $39 kg sign on it.
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I’ve often wondered what you get out of all the hard work you put into this site. Now it’s clear. Seasonal fruit offerings…
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I think I was being taunted with fruit, not offered any. Do I have to stick with vodka martinis, which as I have said before is just a classy way of drinking neat Vodka? Ai Ya! I SAID AI YA.
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Taunted, offered, whatever. Send round the western suburbs rep to pick ’em up. I’m rolling in limey goodness, these are spares.
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Outrage is just round the corner. Dude, grab some limes. I’ll mojito you back to the stoneage.
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Send your man around, Teh Outrage has my details.
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Outrage must be at Bobbi’s Pole studio again. Can’t raise him.
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Well, there’s a paddy wagon out the front just now but I think they’ve gone off to taser some nori rolls.
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Coast is clear, 2 hour Max has moved them on.
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Most Black Forests have been clearfelled, nowadays.
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Lasered in some cases.
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Yes I hear it’s a particular issue in Brazil.
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Im back from Bunbury was everyone good while I was gone?, Also when will you ban Orbea and Bento?
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that’s what she said.
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Anything to report?
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No pics?
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HAPPY LISTENING (No Offence)
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Of Bunbury?,No i dont
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Of Bunbury? No, I don’t.
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I’m back from Bunbury. Was everyone good while I was gone? Also, when will you ban Orbea and Bento?
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I shall refer to Snuff as (6) Music man for the rest of the day.
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Need bag of turnips to analyse the Mercedes.
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Doesn’t give the year, but B’OT can date the cars surely.
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I can tell you what model and year range those Mercs are: the one on the left is a W114 mid-size saloon, built from 1968 to 1976 (these were the immediate predecessor of the very successful W123 series) and probably a 1974-76 example, going by the L-prefixed NSW plate, whereas the convertible on the right is an R107 SL roadster, which came out in 1971, which in this case (possibly the LP dates from the late 70s or early 80s at a pinch) would likely be either a 280, 350 or 450 SL (these shared drivetrains with the full-size W116 saloon range of a similar era).
As for the LP, I would venture a guess that it hails from no earlier than late 1977, which is when Perth adopted the seven-digit telephone number system, plus Korinna font was very much a popular choice of the late 70s (Fleetwood Mac used it in their second eponymous album from ’75, which preceded Rumours; it seemed to have a renaissance from that point, though it dates from 1904).
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At least you can park your Mercs there without some jerk vandalising them.
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Memories of Heidelberg indeed. Interesting to see that they got the writers of Raninbow wrong : They are Michael Kunze, Werner Schafenberger and Bryan Blackburn ..Udo Jugens , Bert Kampfaert and Horst Jankowski bring up the Teutonic front at the night at Kunzetacios. Just ring 1300-Kunze
http://www.bbc.co.uk/languages/german/comedy/
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The Pharmacy Museum in Schloss Heidelberg is illuminating – how’s that for humour?
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Name of the surf break north of Scabs,not Triggs 3rd carpark, ill-defined boundary, I wondered briefly why it had the flanginal name, just thought it was the cunts doing burnouts of a random night
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I don’t like this Worst: it makes me feel uncomfortable as I have never been sure how to pronounce Contacio, still don’t, and feel like a formidable rube.
HAPPY LISTENING
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my father always used to pronounce it ‘kon-tay-see-o’.
no doubt he was wrong.
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yep
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OT – and sorry if there is a CHOGM bashing thread elsewhere – since when did Frasers become the “State Reception Centre”?
Or is there more to this “Core Security Area” than I can glean from Teh West?
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If you glean anything factual and/or useful from the teh worst, you’re doing better (or worse) than most of us.
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just remember to wear your best undies
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Is anyone going along to the barbie with Teh Queen?
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when the state government decided to spend $10 000 000 upgrading it for chogm, and then for the use of frasers afterwards.
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How is World Egg Day treating you?
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Heh heh… pull my finger and we’ll both find out…. *snigger*
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http://maps.google.com.au/maps?hl=en&ie=UTF8&q=contacio+perth&fb=1&gl=au&hq=contacio&hnear=0x2a32946b9ed9bbad:0x404f0b535df55e0,Perth+WA&cid=0,0,9843670414459330043&sqi=2&ll=-31.894311,115.757328&spn=0.000018,0.013036&t=h&z=17&vpsrc=6&layer=c&cbll=-31.894061,115.757622&panoid=JNxVyFzFlGSa_qFJUEUjkQ&cbp=12,88.1,,0,11.41
Doesn’t seem like the same building anymore.
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Ah yes, it has moved down the road and is no longer an international motor hotel. Back up West Coast HWY there is now a Cuntacio drive or something with new development. Must have been demolished.
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Especially for Google maps, please read
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Very Upmarket Resturant!
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pics
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the state library has this vinyl gem in its collection.
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NF#1 may have knocked it off.
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I’m surprised we haven’t heard from the studio yet. Perhaps they still have the master.
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I hope so, which is more than I can say for the demo I recorded there in about ’81.
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Bugger. That was supposed to be a reply to Pete here.
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*COUGH….. I’m quiet possibly related to one of the musicians on that vinyl cover….. actually I’m like 100% sure I’m related to Wolfgang Schubert, he is my grandfather! Those Mercedes Benz automobiles are his trophies. Pimping!!! Schubert and Peter’s put out some of the maddest beats in town, or so our opa believes. But his musical style never rubbed off onto me and my cuz, maybe thats why we listen to the ‘Prodigy’ and ‘Rage Against the Machine’.
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Awesome.
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You haven’t gone dubstep have you? Don’t disgrace your own family.
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Or carrying the torch with dubstep versions of Don’t Cry For Me Argentina and A Walk In The Black Forest,,,
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A syncopated version of Don’t Cry? I’m totally on board with that. Actually isn’t that basically “No Woman No Cry”. Whack some dubstep shittery on top and that’s entertainment.
At least Dubmeister doesn’t have Martin and Watts as Grandparents.
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…or drive a gemini
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HAHAHA – No I havn’t ;)
I’m thinking of getting Rafle to have a play with this beat =P
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