The Stingray of Capitalism

A straight out no nonsense superbad worst from Filums Brownbook. Brownbook found it incredible that something so bad could be found at Floreat Forum. You don’t get out to Floreat much do you Brownie? It’s hard to imagine that anyone would buy such a thing. Judging by the price slashing, noone will. Let market forces, the stingray of capitalism deal with this motherfucker. Thank christ it’s my last day at REIWA. Yesterday we learnt how to serve notice of termination of tenancy. I’ll evict you mothers good.

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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83 Responses to The Stingray of Capitalism

  1. monkeypants says:

    oh yeah – that is a truly outstanding worst! nice find Filums.
    someone somewhere is gonna receive that as a gift aren’t they? poor bastard.

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  2. rolly says:

    Crikey!

    The sheer horror of it.

    Even my nightmares of being obliterated by ‘friendly fire’ pale into insignificance.

    Trouble is that I can’t think of anyone I hate enough to buy it for.

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  3. shazza says:

    I can see this in games rooms all over Maddington. It’s a perfect accompaniment for the singing fish, and ‘Jack Lives Here’ poster.

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  4. Shreiking Wombat says:

    I’m sorry, but it must be said. Why does he look like he’s about to suck-off the crock?

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  5. David Cohen says:

    Nice find, Filums.

    But surely it’s a giant chocolate Steve for Easter?

    Tell us, TLA: how do you serve a termination notice? Do you have to do it with a Schwarzenegger accent?

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  6. skink says:

    that’s going straight in the pool room

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  7. poor lisa says:

    Fantastic. Looks like a gnome in the foreground too.

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  8. Bento says:

    Good riddance.

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  9. Bento says:

    *TVs

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  10. Pfortner says:

    No they’re not SW. I’m just hanging out for the bronze-boozied Bindi to hit the shelves, preferably after some tragic work-related accident.

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  11. Bento says:

    Tree Man: The Musical, by Jon Bono Butler?

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  12. Pfortner says:

    The Porteous Chronicles, with Deni Hines and Max Kay?

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  13. Cookster says:

    Okay, I’ve lined up another barefoot bowling day that youse are all invited to attend – RSVPs via crackbook here:

    http://www.facebook.com/freocookster#!/event.php?eid=106072882750503&ref=mf

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  14. Ljuke says:

    This is so great. Someone please buy me one. The only way this could possibly be better is if he was holding a stingray.

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  15. Natlalia Fan #1 says:

    Very much enjoying the sneering cultural elitism on show today.

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  16. Pfortner says:

    ‘Oh darling, it’s beautiful! Thank you! And the chain – exquisite! Oh thank you my love, thank you!’
    ‘Yee. It was 30 – 50% off at that Stoive Irwin place. Spaahklin’ Savin’s.’
    ‘Oh!’ (swoons)

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  17. G'day from WA says:

    Who nicked the sculpture of baby bob off steve’s shoulder?

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